Carly Collida

was described as a “Burnt Millennial Pigeon” by a friend and a “much better driver than most, honestly” by myself

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

Christian women set up their pronouns as she/her/His

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

That’s Amor (2022) is the first Netflix movie to be written, directed & edited by #chatgtp. Watch now!

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

I treat expiration dates like I am the thing that will expire if I eat something after that date

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

@adammccoyjones Okay you gotta watch the og Halloween. It’s original Scream Queen origins and so so spooky.

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

@alvogenpr Hey dude, wanna send my addy refill to my pharmacy? It's been weeks.

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

I’ll take a shot of tequila with that grain of salt.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

actually frosty is the name of the doctor. the snowman is frosty's monster

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

VOTES NEEDED!!!! Is Frodo an og Twink?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

don't forget the REASON for the SEASON!!

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

Okay, but have you asked yourself “WWBFFTCMTMD?”

(What Would Brendan Fraser From The Cinematic Masterpiece The Mummy Do?)

[Jennifer Coolidge @JENCOOLIDGE]

Pray for Tanya 🙏 #TheWhiteLotus

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

Idk what to do with this, but here.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

Yes, WKU is the prom date production school. I’m dead @FletchTopper

[karlee @kar__lee]

Me at the end of every episode of #WhiteLotus

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

The most unrealistic part of Squid Game was when the hairdresser took the main guy’s jet black hair to that bright red in apparently one quick afternoon…

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

White Lotus is the only thing keeping me going right now

[Jennifer Coolidge @JENCOOLIDGE]

“Portia, these are some high-end gays!” #TheWhiteLotus ✨✨✨

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Spotify Unwrapped but it’s the most unhinged voice note you sent this year

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

allergy szn

[Carly Collida @carlycollida]

You know when your IT department needs you to screen share while your screen is frozen on your folder named “Random Shit I Spent Time On” ?

Just me? Okay.