Watching the Masters on mute because every 3 minutes I’m like “wow nature is thriving in NYC today” only to realize I’ve been gaslit by Augusta National’s elite bird soundtrack again
Am I the only one who gets a little sad when your bank emails you on your birthday and there’s no gift. I mean a $5 gift card to Red Lobster would be thoughtful. Talkin bout you @WellsFargo
Throwback to one of the best nights of my life performing with the wonderful Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper. I know the three of us won’t ever forget this moment. #tbt#ladygaga