Carly

I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to -Tacos over everything - MSU Alumna

[Carly @carlyfries82]

Guys I got to try the brand new electric scooters for this company, and later they ended up using this pic of me as an advertisement & it keeps appearing on social media.. my students found it and why couldn’t they have used a different pic 😛🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[Carly @carlyfries82]

@CercaniasMadrid Lo veis normal que hay que esperar 45 minutos??? Que ha pasado?????

[Carly @carlyfries82]

@CercaniasMadrid buenas tardes. Llevo media hora esperando el tren en fuente de la mora para ir a Chamartín. No hay aviso de nada. Se puede saber qué pasa?? Esto es lo más increíble que he visto nunca.

[Carly @carlyfries82]

@metro_madrid ¿hay algún motivo por lo que las pantallas en la estación de Pueblo Nuevo con dirección a Casa de Campo llevan días sin funcionar? Los tiempos de espera que aparecen en la aplicación tampoco han sido fiables.

[Mike Masson @masson1225]

Absolutely numb hearing what's happening at specific places I spent endless hours in classes, working, eating meals, etc.

Not once in 4 years did I ever feel unsafe in East Lansing.

This has to stop. Nobody should ever have to feel unsafe at a school/campus.

[Carly @carlyfries82]

@metro_madrid como sigue en pie la ley del uso obligatorio de la mascarilla, no entiendo que hay ninguno tipo de seguridad para hacer que cumpla con esa obligación. Por muy fan de metro sea, que decepción me siento estas últimas semanas ya que ni la mitad de la gente se lleva.

[LOBOS @JUSTCHAQ3]

The unity can wait. Them student loans need to be canceled by 8:30 am ET

[Carly @carlyfries82]

Shazam, but to identify noises in your apartment building made by your neighbors. That’s the kind of app I need in my life

[vantablack @DKEvanoff]

Biden- "If you make over 400k a year your taxes will be higher."

Guys from my high school that make 35K a year-

[Carly @carlyfries82]

Just stopping by because I can’t stop thinking about how many people spell the word “quarantine” incorrectly, over and over. That’s all

[Carly @carlyfries82]

Been a while Twitter, I missed ya

[La Vecina Rubia @lavecinarubia]

Todas tenemos una amiga que cuando dice «Estoy llegando» todavía ni ha salido de casa.
Y si tú no la tienes, es que eres tú.

[webb @DrWebbMD]

are mashed potatoes just irish guacamole

[Carly @carlyfries82]

Yo but do people who walk around with a speaker blaring actually not feel embarrassed or like they should stop?? Idk jw

[Carly @carlyfries82]

Never underestimate the deliciousness of a plain cheese quesadilla made with corn tortillas

[Carly @carlyfries82]

Some days the internet makes me feel incredibly sad. Other days, it makes me laugh so hard I cry. Today was one of the good ones. Thx, internet.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Proud to rep America’s best team! Congrats @USWNT and thanks for being such a strong inspiration for women and girls—and everybody—all across the country.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

outside is larger than you think. which is why i always have my leash. so the human doesn’t get lost

[Carly @carlyfries82]

I think I got motion sickness from swinging too high on a swing at a playground. Is this what getting older feels like?