Carly Gaeth

Singer, artist, theologian, rice crispie goddess, lover of pugs, unlover of hard boiled eggs, tries desperately not to laugh at Uranus but ALWAYS does.

[Carly Gaeth @CarlyGaeth]

Who is your least favorite person on Selling Sunset? And why is it Davina?

[Megan Beth Koester @bornferal]

If you’re waiting in line to walk into the Pacific Ocean with rocks in your pockets, STAY IN LINE

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Too much?

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This has gone TOO FAR

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You can tell that I’m on my period by the 2 dozen rolls from Texas Roadhouse I just ordered.

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For my Sweet Magnolia friends: are you team Ryan or team Erik??? I am FIRMLY team Erik.

[Jessica Quinn, MBA @Jessi_Quinn33]

It’s been 10 years since SCOTUS gutted critical portions of the Voting Rights Act in #Shelby, & since then we’ve seen waves of attempts to target & exclude certain people from having their voices heard.

We need legislation like the #FreedomToVoteAct now.
https://t.co/5aasw9JjIl

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The BBC is on to me

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These period cramps are a hate crime

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Someone listed a guillotine on Facebook market place and I cannot handle it— the condition is “used-good”

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One of my parents favorite things to talk about is Coke Zero and how much they prefer it to Diet Coke.

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“Fajitas are so flashy. There’s no way that introverts can comfortably order them. Extrovert privilege, man.”
-hangover thoughts

[Carly Gaeth @CarlyGaeth]

Barista: “How are you doing today?”
Me: “Well I have a headache and the shits so I’m right on track for this hangover.”
Barista: “Okay. Very specific.”

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Freya the walrus is an ICON

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@RELAX_Podcast @ColleenB123 Banana splits

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Quick reminder that the US Congress is 73% male and that’s the lowest it’s ever been, in case you want 1 small contributing glimpse as to why Roe hasn’t been treated w/ the urgency it deserved for ~50 years. (And why our politics are so gross towards women & LGBT+ people overall)

[Icona @iconawrites]

Are you “burned out” or are you having a reasonable reaction to a never-ending barrage of bad news which you can do very little about.

[Carly Gaeth @CarlyGaeth]

The hold that Dippin’ Dots had on us in the 90s and early 2000s was UNREAL

[Carly Gaeth @CarlyGaeth]

“Was there a Groupon for lobotomies or something? Like, what is happening?”

“That girl has the personality of a number 2 pencil.”

“These people are getting mad at this thing that they’ve chosen to do.”

Me and my wife about The Ultimatum

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Idk why but this feels threatening

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It’s Aries season BITCHES! 🔥♈️💯