carly.

emotionally stable as an ikea table with the time management skills of a grape. 🍇

[Jazyn @jazyn5]

She a 10 but all she do is sleep and overthink

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

This extremist Supreme Court has decided it’s more important to protect guns than to protect women.

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

So child support will start at conception right? Social security numbers will be assigned? Women can claim fetuses as dependents on their taxes?

Right?

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

When the penalty for aborting after rape is more severe than the penalty for rape, that's when you know it's a war on women

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

#OnMyWayGas @Rayelizabeth99 @ErinKooi

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

I’m convinced every man who likes me on dating apps is trying to hurt my feelings. 😂

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

@becca__schumann Dont forget about “gym rat” like you could have just put “regular rat” sir

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

PSA: This stigma that “you can’t have a hot girl summer unless you’re hot.” Is absolute BULLSHIT. Literally, you can wake up tomorrow and just decide you’re hot. It’s the confidence you have in yourself that makes you hot. So, stfu Chad. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

These are the times when I wish being a lesbian was a choice. I’m tired y’all. 🙃

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

I’m telling you, I was the BEST version of myself when I was in my I hate all men, Reputation by Taylor swift phase. I will be channeling that energy forever

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

@Rayelizabeth99 I completely forgot I did that 😂 but yes my favorite humor. And please? I wanna be on a beach with you already

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

Sorry, 2021. It’s 2008 now.

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

just got my second vaccine and im having this crazy side effect of wanting to black out at the club immediately is anyone else experiencing this

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

My republican parents really could not surprise me anymore. There is a literal murder trial for a wrongful death happening in Minneapolis and my mom is more concerned about Lil Nas on a stripper pole. I think I’m adopted because there’s no way.

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

We have been telling my 2 y/o nephew we wear masks to keep us safe and Today an older man at church was telling him that he thought masks were stupid and don’t work and Wilder looked him dead in the eyes and said “safe.”
When I tell y’all I almost shrieked. 😂😂😂

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

Don’t be afraid to step up and say what you believe is right even when you aren’t seen as someone important. The principal thanked me for educating him and making him aware of the situation.

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

Y’all I’m a student teacher and I was the ONLY staff in the school I’m at to step up and say something about them celebrating Dr.Suess day and how he was blatantly racist. The principal wasn’t even aware.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Jesus take the Fucking wheel 😂😂😂

[carly. @carlyjo102018]

It’s a great year to be a swiftie but a terrible year to be friends with a swiftie. So sorry in advance.