Carly Welsh

Head of Performance Marketing.
Prosecco Drinker.
Interior Dreamer.
Dog Mom.
IG: Carlykins2591.
Nothing changes if nothing changes.

[Carly Welsh @Carlykins]

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[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I had an ex boyfriend who I've since realised made me miserable and I've blocked him on every channel possible. Whenever Liverpool lose I sign him up to emails from whichever club have beaten them. I've never been as busy as this season.

[Ryan Moffat @rymoffat]

Seeing as Big Brother is coming back, here’s the best moment in the shows history �

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Babe is everything ok? You've barely sang 'my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds' in the last few hours

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

If Netflix is struggling, the answer is simple. True crime documentary about the £85 Grinch.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I made my gf a cheesecake that she loved. It wasn't til the next day I found out I'd made the base from her dog's biscuits. Didn't have the heart to tell her. She's asked me to make it for her mother coming over next week. The in-laws hate me. I'm at the pet shop now to restock.

[Carly Welsh @Carlykins]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[JD @Jonny_Dodds]

That woman looking at her 5cm iPhone #LimitlessWin

[Carly Welsh @Carlykins]

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[M @m2palmer]

Why does my bird treat washing her hair like she has to go serve in the afghan war

[Angelica Malin @jellymalin]

Louder for the people in the back.

[Hurt Cobain 🧛‍♀️ @RenyXO]

I wish I could quit my job so I can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[Carly Welsh @Carlykins]

Lovely story ❤

[Hisham Ziauddeen @HZiauddeen]

🧵 A New Year's Eve tale:

June 1990
"Hello, could you tell me when the next train to Birmingham is?"
"One moment, ah yes, it's at 1:40."
"Brilliant!"
"People aren't usually this excited about Birmingham."
"I've got a date with Sam, I can't believe it!"
"Have fun young man."
1/12

[kathryn @K_thrync]

See if a lad was trying to chat me up on a night out n he dropped into convo that he was actually the £85 grinch I would go home with him no questions asked

[Carly Welsh @Carlykins]

@Andrewbreen91 @PushingHLimits @legendarysvideo @CampbellNelson_ @yermawsadirty @shonatweets1 @BigTimeDave67 @jambot9 I reckon if we hadn't pushed Friday night to the limit, we'd all have been that guy on Saturday morning. Didn't know if my legs were shaking from the booze or sheer fear

[Carly Welsh @Carlykins]

Quickly realising how much time I waste on Insta in a normal day!

[Carly Welsh @Carlykins]

@ehmaserahmicbee You okay hun? 🤣 there's a pint out there with your name on it

[Laura @ruillebuille]

I never want to go back to office based working.
I actually take a lunch break now and do yoga as opposed to eating an interupted lunch at my desk.
I use my commute time rather than sitting in traffic on a crowded bus and I can make a nice dinner at 5pm not get in late starving

[Pamela Kiely @_pamelakiely_]

Marketers when #GoogleAds is Down

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

I share folks’ anger at this. Everyone has made so many sacrifices in the past year & seeing a minority risk our progress is infuriating & disgraceful. It is deeply unfair to the entire country, and the police have a hard enough job already. Please ask fans to go home @RangersFC