Carly

[sonhdon the art director @sonhdon]

so after watching this I don’t need therapy

[Carly @carlykubiak]

$GME has some down catastrophic

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

America’s final rose ceremony is taking forever

[Green chatni @greenchatni]

Self defense techniques!

[tom @pilau]

people who refuse to wear masks always look like the ones who’d benefit from covering their faces

[Nate🌟 @guru_varu]

Oh that's your girl? Then why is she in my DMs selling Ray-Bans for $24.99? 😎

[rosalie ogletree🦋 @rosalieogletree]

i like my country music at the volume where i can't hear you complain about it

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

People are more concerned with looking like a good person than being a good person

[fruity wizard ✨ @giraffe_sama]

no, no you misunderstood me - I’m not calling you “babe” as in short for “baby.” I’m calling you beyb as in short for beyblade. let it rip

[Connor Donnelly @parkinglotdon]

Go check out my first full song!! It’s about staying home and zooming your boys. Very wholesome! https://t.co/bi8u7dHj6Y

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

waiter: enjoy your food
me: you too

[Go - off hiatus - rashi @soozysufi]

CDC just announced that corona can be spread via Instagram story challenges :-/

[Tristan @TristanGHill]

Crazy that they're hiding this from the mass public ...

[Saif @LowkeySaif0]

No I will not be drawing vegetables on my instagram story but thanks for thinking of me

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

I give up... Who?