carly long

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

“oh you want to defund the police? then who will you call when you need help?” has lost all power. don’t say it ever again.

[Emma Bolden @emmabo]

i wish every pet owner would release an album of songs they make up for their pets

[Sarah @sarahoftherings]

people be like “if you left california you can save $400 on rent and live 13+ hours from the ocean and you know no one here and you can’t easily find your favorite food or do your hobbies and the politicians are more actively trying to kill you”

[carly long @carlylong_]

@AllisonRaskin I would love a JBU episode unpacking weight bias with
@yrfatfriend , not only because you are my two favorite podcast hosts and the conversation would be incredibly important... but also because I think Aubrey would have some great answers as a Hypotheticals contestant!!

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

i don’t irish exit, i american withdraw (make a big show about leaving and then linger indefinitely)

[Wynn has AuDHD @wynneliz1]

ADHD is knowing you have a deadline, wasting time for eight hours, then neglecting all your body's basic needs until it's done

[carly long @carlylong_]

@heyu_itsDani omg..... as long as he doesn't have the footage of us trying to sing it lolol

[carly long @carlylong_]

@multigrainbrad Alex works at my brother's butcher shop and froze yocco's hotdogs to bring back to CA... the Bay Area butchers sadly did not enjoy

[Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis]

“One of the greatest losses of the Left over the last 20 or 30 years, as far as I'm concerned, is individualizing solutions to systemic problems.”

God, yes. Thank you, @yrfatfriend ✨

[carly long @carlylong_]

@heyu_itsDani I would do anything for owl breakfast's potatoes right now... except go to temple's campus lol

[Fae Nova (they/them) 🏳️‍🌈 @FaeKronman]

Can we please stop "he or she" in academic writing and just switch to the singular "they"?

I promise nobody will be confused

[tilda @pathet1cgrrl43]

when ppl ask me what my favorite movies are:

[I'm @Ketanjoshi.co on Bluesky @KetanJ0]

So a bunch of really big media outlets very, very catastrophically botched their coverage of the #IPCC report today hey

(it is fossil fuel propaganda and an outright lie to state that climate change "cannot be stopped". Burning fossil fuels causes it, not doing that stops it)

[wiz galifa @galil2a]

dream blunt rotation

[carly long @carlylong_]

@heyu_itsDani I miss talking to you on the phone for like 10 hours every day