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[Monique M @MonroweM]

I’d actually rather lockdown continue to last strictly until May if it means we get an uninterrupted summer. I cannot make it through another summer in lockdown.

[Aunt Aoife  @OhBabyLetMegIn]

Are you okay babe you haven't touched your Captain Tom Ceramic Bong Pipe

[Cobblers Nibble @CobblersNibble]

I need your help, I’m not doing this lightly, we are Northamptonshire’s only cheese maker, Covid has had a devastating effect on us this year, if you’re not in a position to donate I understand, you can still help by retweeting this crowdfunding link https://t.co/eRJ1G7liCZ

[em @emxlyyyy_xo]

that'll do donkey

[GRACE GRAHAM @gracegrahamxx]

I’m ridiculously ugly at the minute I keep looking in the mirror thinking what the fuck is going on🤮

[Matt Knowles @MattyKnowles96]

Gyms Pubs open in July - No Rise in cases
Schools Uni open in September - Cases Skyrocket

Gyms Pubs - Closed
Schools Uni - Open

[George Aylett @GeorgeAylett]

‘Young people have never had it easier’

[Arsenal X🕷 @DepthOfTruth]

Since KFC fired me a few days ago... the 11 herbs and spices are: Salt, pepper, basil, parsley chilli powder, lemon pepper, thyme, sage, onion powder and garlic powder

[peach @peachsweet_tea]

Let’s stop romanticizing the bodies we had when we were 16. We were literally children. We are adults now. We have hips, our boobs have been around for longer than 4 years, we are meant to have more fat on our bodies, cellulite is inevitable. Your peak is now, love yourself ✨

[gabriela @lil1nsane]

say yes to masks and no to bras, free the titty protect the city 😼

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Pints of lager c’mon Boris you wanker open the boozers ffs

[Jade Cecilia @jadececilia_]

Crisps and dip are a TOP TEIR snack

[Hol @holly_whittonn]

Body dysmorphia is actually such a real thing - I look back on my body from a few years ago and I’d KILL to like that again, but I never ever remember feeling good in my body at the time and still thought I was too big. So scary