Carly Fortunato 🐿

Live music, lime green and skiing enthusiast. Lover of Tapatío. One happy turkey.

[Carly Fortunato 🐿 @carlynato]

get a load of this guy!!! I tell him he’s handsome and perfect at least 13 times a day.

[MSG @TheGarden]

it’s a love story

[Natalie Korach @NatalieKorach]

CNN's resident fact-checker Daniel Dale hasn't conducted an on-air fact check of Trump in more than three months, a stretch that coincidentally began around the same time Paramount announced its merger with WBD

https://t.co/Dz1WySs2E8

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Me when one of the NASA astronauts said they’re “going for humanity”

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

A new horror every day

[erika @yeeeerika]

every winter olympics i turn into this guy

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

It is difficult to describe what kind of morally depraved, malignantly narcissistic mindset you have to have to only ‘feel bad’ for dead people based on whether their parents voted for you.

He may be the worst person to ever feature in American public life.

[effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop]

type of shit I been on

[Carly Fortunato 🐿 @carlynato]

This is a fucking crazy thing for the Vice President to post; not an ounce of decorum. Can’t handle 3 more years of these absolute morons.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Watching Tammy Duckworth obsessively interrupt Marco Rubio during this hearing is like watching Forest Gump argue with Isaac Newton.

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

May God have mercy on the souls of everyone enabling this murderous, totalitarian ambush. You are absolutely damned in this world and the next.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Fuck you, you lying piece of fascist shit.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

A nice young man in front of me at Starbucks said “Awesomesauce” to the barista. I carry his heart with me. I carry it in my heart.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

[Carly Fortunato 🐿 @carlynato]

Can’t handle 3 more years of this

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

How December 26 - 30 feels

[Rod Nez Movies @rodnezmovies]

27 years ago, New Radicals released 'You Get What You Give'

[Carly Fortunato 🐿 @carlynato]

“By ocean and by sea” he is truly an absolute moron