Carly Schmidt

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

@Josiemb7 LOVE twitter Josie !!

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Teresa: Hey Chanel, what are you up to this weekend?

Chanel: Not a whole lot.

Teresa: I know we just met, like, yesterday, but wanna come to my wedding? We have a few spots that just opened up.

Chanel: Sounds fun ❤️

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

It’s 11:18pm and I told my husband “omg it’s so late we need to stop drinking and go to bed” it’s not even midnight. Who am I?

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

Sometimes you and your bestie catch that 10 min window where you psycho text back so fast and have like 4 different side convos at the same time. Like 4 blue texts in a row. Then 4 gray texts and it’s just the best.

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

my mom just sent me an Instagram video of turtles having sex. she also sends all videos to jordan. I know this because her message is “jordan look! Turtles having sex!”

would your mother in law ever send you a video of turtles having sex? I just can’t.

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

@Josiemb7 because of Betty White?? same

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

but are you surprised? 🇺🇸
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Happy Halloween 🎃 @ Tucson, Arizona https://t.co/MqibC1Sdj4

[Lisa Vanderpump @LisaVanderpump]

Nobody loves dogs more than I do…
We are looking into it…
You know how I’ve fought to end abuse.
The world is cruel on so many levels…we must keep trying.

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

iykyk 🖤
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ok I’ll tell ya. we met 8 years ago on this day. I was closing out my tab, which wasn’t over $10, so I bought a shot and gave it to the guy next to me. hello husband 🤍 https://t.co/cuNFwhyoOb

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

no busch light for you yet, mad dog 💛🏈
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peep the summit glasses 🍻 #GoHawks @ Tucson, Arizona https://t.co/rGNuog9YfP

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

neither does mommy
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#friends #babiesofinstagram #babydoesntsharefood https://t.co/FlovD6uoqK

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

3 months old & full of 💩 and giggles @ Tucson, Arizona https://t.co/rePyUD7REI

[Doug Ducey @DougDucey]

President Biden should immediately replace her, and put someone in charge of the border crisis who knows what they are doing and will take the situation seriously. 

Not to mention... A few more interviews as bad as this, & she could do the President a favor — and step down. 2/2

[Doug Ducey @DougDucey]

I've got news for the Vice President: This is no laughing matter. This is a serious situation, and people's lives are being impacted. 1/2

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

No he ain’t 👏🏼
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But he is 1 month old today ❤️ Thank you Nurre family for putting together a “Meet & Eat” for little Madden! @ Iowa https://t.co/khmpWz9ym0

[Doug Ducey @DougDucey]

Thank you to @CrestInsurance for inviting me to the Annual Awards Meeting today to discuss Arizona’s growing economy, vaccine distribution across the state, the importance of civics education, and getting our kids back in the classroom.

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

HBD Marx @raiderfan11 @Marc_Kommes

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

@Mama_Meis I’m so sad. I had Bob’s before I even knew I was pregnant and I wanted to throw up while eating it. Now I know it was just 1st trimester problems, but I still can’t think about it 🤢 will I ever crave it again?

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

I couldn't be more proud to report, we’ve rebuilt our military, restored the arsenal of democracy, and enacted the largest increases in our National Defense since the days of Ronald Reagan.

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

@Josiemb7 We are not 💯 sure 🤪

[Carly Schmidt @carlyrain2]

Told Jordan about the breast pump I want.

Then I overheard him talking to his brother-in-law “yeah Carly is getting these expensive robotic milkers so I told her she better pump around the clock”

😑

ROBOTIC. MILKERS.

?!?!?!?!?!