kid charlemagne

the bugs are back

[kid charlemagne @carlyrip]

Call her Paul Atreides the way she ride my worm for hours

[kid charlemagne @carlyrip]

@MaledictusPlaga @LudwigAhgren The amount of people that don’t understand he started in the fgc is so cringe and also infuriating grow up

[sergio @spongbobfan369]

One day the wordle will be penis

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[Wil🐠 @Willensen]

really who

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[kid charlemagne @carlyrip]

@slime_machine Average woman experience

[kid charlemagne @carlyrip]

Okay not this one though hate this

[kid charlemagne @carlyrip]

i would literally die for live action chopper

[kid charlemagne @carlyrip]

come the fuck on man this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

pov: you’re a bale of hay, or perhaps some delectable oats

[Free Form @brnoutt]

she deliver my come until im a king

[awesomegirl2486 @awesomegirl2486]

They are planning to Hurt me at work Tomorrow

[kid charlemagne @carlyrip]

@slime_machine Green text posting on twitter the kids aren’t alright

[kid charlemagne @carlyrip]

@slime_machine This has legs

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

i hope this email blows your head smoove off

[Dane @DaneDewberry]

What about NEW castles built entirely by hand by raging schizophrenics hmmm? Europe got any of THAT?

[bong hit transplant @catboyhumper]

i need One Big Beautiful Bitch to give me some Golden Dome