Carly

This would be a pretty elaborate shared delusion

[Carly @carlysdesk]

How many times do I hear a child scream, "it's coming to KILL me!!!" before I check just in case something is really going down in the gameroom? #chuckecheese #restaurantmanagement

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@Jacksepticeye It's the same

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@uriahz @sweatystartup There are lovely people on both sides. You could easily say only ugly people like avocados and we know that's not true.

[Carly @carlysdesk]

While taking out the trash, a neighbor tabby cat jogging up the alley meowed at me and of course I said hello and the cutie conversed with me before trotting away; from what I could gather, it had been having a day of it ♥️

[Carly @carlysdesk]

I am the one

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@JedFluehr @DaBoy Same! I saw them in our store and wondered if she got some kind of deal... If singing at the inauguration gets you your own oreos #lifegoals

[Carly @carlysdesk]

@FreeWillAstro Thank you!

[Free Will Astrology @FreeWillAstro]

Hi Magnificent Soul. In the next 15 minutes, may you be in tender and intimate communion with the brilliant blessed beauty at the core of your life. May you be nurtured by the love that is beyond understanding.

[Carly @carlysdesk]

"I'm a Bastihd... The Wicked Witch of the West? That's me. Isn't that right Harvey..." -my Dad slurping ramen as my dog watches intently. For real.

[Carly @carlysdesk]

Dear Little Child in the Bakery that wished me a Merry Chrithmith and Hoped to see me Next Year.... I adore you and I will always always give you free cookies....

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Forgot a fork; Eating my salad with a spoon from the bottom of my purse without shame. #TuesdayThoughts

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When you show a customer the cake you just wrote on and they say "oh my goodness Carly, thank you so much, that's perfect!" And instant joy that they love it then fear sets in that this stranger knows your name and then you remember you have a name tag on. #SaturdayMood

[Carly @carlysdesk]

Dear screaming baby I can hear clear across the store from the bakery, I relate to the mood you are casting and I appreciate you letting it all out in a way that I cannot. #Friday

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Feeling like I have lettuce in my teeth after lunch break but realized an unexpected benefit of wearing a #mask

[Carly @carlysdesk]

The driver, very mad at a man asking for a free ride, closed the door and drove off quickly; blew past my requested bus stop AND the next one, "hey-ee" in my mommy singsong yet firm whatthef voice, as I was the only one in the bus feeling kidnapped, he apologized #RunawayRailway

[Carly @carlysdesk]

I'm in the "where the heck am I" section of my bus commute. It takes a few blocks for me to get my bearings when I become aware of my surroundings in that zone. I literally think, "am I somehow suddenly on the wrong bus?" Every time.

[Carly @carlysdesk]

@shanemadej The jewels puppet and it's song are a couple of the best things I have watched with my eyes and ears in a long time. I wish for more please. And I wish for a professor quiz app! It would be fun to play along! 😊

[Carly @carlysdesk]

@halloates Your songs --- some of the most well written music and lyrics ever I must say --- are woven into the soundtrack of my life... I'm so happy to know you know of my gratitude!!

[Carly @carlysdesk]

I love Hall and Oates so much. When they pop up on my playlist I feel like I must've done something good.

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had to use Neosporin as emergency lip gloss... how I have no lipgloss in my bag at all is a shocking mystery. I'm actually loving how it looks but im scared to ask Google if I just poisoned myself.

[Carly @carlysdesk]

I love Hall and Oates so much. When they pop up on my playlist I feel like I must've done something good.