Carly Sitzer

New York-based middle child/journalist.

Tweets & bad jokes are my own.

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Morning after a night of drinking got you like...

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@anneonthemorrow @Freedommag @Distractify That is outdated...

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Feminism’s work won’t be complete until til you see an inexplicable rich kid and wonder what their mom does for a living

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my only consistent use of Alexa is to ask if it’s ok to give my dog a little taste of what I’m eating

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One year, without any warning, all of your peers are going to stop posting pics of their dads when they were young and hot and will start posting their shlubby husbands on Father’s Day and there’s just nothing you can do about it. 💔

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free creatives from April fools pllsssss

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@RobinZlotnick @LiteraryRuby Amazing!!!!!!! Congrats!

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Desperately need an AI program that shows me what my rescue dog looked like as a puppy 🥺

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@caliiinoel @joejonasmami @xjackiebbx Someone posted this on Reddit - really frustrating!

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climate change is wild, that time of year when i decide i hate all my clothes and everything i own came insanely early this year smh

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I sincerely hope everyone has something they love in their life as much as I love the Jonas Brothers 😩😩

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Haunted by the thought that one day I’ll have to write a big profile - a cover story! - and it’ll all go well and I won’t have a cute anecdote to lead with.

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@MarisaKabas @chrislhayes Watched this with my mom - we were kvelling, awesome job! When you're done with GS, pls take down everyone who has made me cringe by saying "in Long Island" on air in the past month.

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Neurotic Jewish Mom-core: Reading about Jewish superstitions for new houses (in pursuit of a housewarming gift), and the article literally started nagging me in the middle.

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The most confusing part of this GMA affair is figuring out if I think Andrew Shue should date me or my mom

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A movie about the ghost of Tony Soprano called Gabaghoul.

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I finally did it! I made all the purchases that’ll finally make me the person I believe I should - and could - be in my head!

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As a millennial, my biggest fear in life is going to an old friend’s wedding and out of nowhere, I see my high school yearbook and hear “SPIRITS IN MY HEAD AND THEY WON’T GO.”

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Reminder: Dating in New York sucks for everyone 😩