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I love Jesus and Chocolate Milk 🤙.

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Let’s Go Hawks!!! @ry4ncloud0019’s 1st time in Carver!! #FightForIowa

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lexi: okay so i was talking to myself earlier today

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hailey: what are you guys wearing?
me & lexi * at the SAME time* : leggings and a sweatshirt

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ryan: i love talking to myself bc i’m such a good listener

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dad: who sent the picture of wilson’s cake?

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papa hopper: all i know is if i was a prisoner of war and they played this music for 8 hours i would give up all my secrets

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ryan: you’ve never seen the lego batman movie????!!!!!
also ryan: that’s a red flag

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ryan: Dicks is diet Scheels

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ryan: i swear if i don’t get this job … i shaved for this!

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sarena: i’m probably the problem but i’m not the problem

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ryan: i could support the whole ecosystem right now with the amount of spit in my mouth

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carson: I just grinded out a 7 page comp on a Saturday night. What has my life come to

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carson: I think I’m like maturing and realizing I can’t be a dumb ass anymore. That was so weird to say I cringed after I sent it.

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ryan: i need to marinate

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austin: i’m going to get tetris! i mean tetanus!

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dakota: * at 10:24 PM * i better turn in that assignment that was due at noon

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sarena: parking on the street is my 13th reason!

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ryan: an oreo is a cracker sandwich

[Pancheros @pancheros]

eating Pancheros actually is a personality trait

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ryan: siri has less brain cells than a piece of concrete