carly

isn’t this the part where we came in?

[carly @carlyvarrera]

have we as a collective given up on stranger things or is that just me?

[carly @carlyvarrera]

can anyone that’s good with cats give me advice because my boyfriends cat is gonna force us into couples counseling

[carly @carlyvarrera]

ok so i’m a toxicology analyst and if anyone needs a reason to not do drugs, just know that 1. every time i see drug treatment/rehab patients that are negative i get really happy for them and 2. my job is easier when people come back negative 🤓

[carly @carlyvarrera]

i need to get out of this town

[carly @carlyvarrera]

the worst part about my new health insurance is that i have to switch from quest to labcorp 🤮 but also quest rejected me for a job so i guess it’s cool

[carly @carlyvarrera]

@NicoletteBou my teeth were so messed up and i have it right now and they’re almost perfect. go for it, i recommend!

[Brian Heater @bheater]

There's still beauty in this world.

[carly @carlyvarrera]

my university is like “make sure you get a covid test before you go home!” but then also doesn’t tell anyone where they can get one.. like everyone is a student, most from out of the area... if you cared you’d actually help your students get tested?

[carly @carlyvarrera]

is there......... twitter stories?

[carly @carlyvarrera]

@DaniellaNo__ lmao it was a trip

[carly @carlyvarrera]

yo idk WHAT happened but i smelled something and immediately was transported to my childhood hair salon that also sold webkinz.

[carly @carlyvarrera]

@Brigantor15 when i first realized italians could not enjoy sk8r boi the same way we could

[carly @carlyvarrera]

you know what fucks me up? you can’t just translate a song into another language bc it won’t rhyme so it won’t sound the same and that SUCKS

[Sylvia A. Earle @SylviaEarle]

No one person can do everything, but every person can do something.

[carly @carlyvarrera]

boomers are planning a “mass exit off facebook” and it’s like... PLEASE!! give it back!!

[carly @carlyvarrera]

i’m at the point where i may just actually start listening to christmas music

[carly @carlyvarrera]

is it a coincidence that i’ve been online shopping for a dress for a wedding.. and now i’m getting ads for SPANX????

[carly @carlyvarrera]

@Brigantor15 🙃🙃🙃

[carly @carlyvarrera]

i miss my friends dude