carly wenderlich

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

From stealing signs to stealing slogans. World Champion Plagiarizers 🥇

[Christian Vázquez #8 @Christian_7_7_]

We’re the Champions and we Dance on our own, Ring the Bell 🔔

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Me checking Instagram and Facebook every 5 minutes to see if they’re no longer down…

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

@officialfye I’ve never received such poor customer service. WARNING - as if you hadn’t already forgotten about this company. I received 1/3 of the records I ordered for a gift for Jake and FYE has not done shit except claim “they all were sent together.” #badcompany

[Mel Robbins @melrobbins]

Turning this debate off. We all deserve better than these two. I’m still voting for Biden.

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

@abarker32 It’s a great feeling to wake up and be Whitney Houston’s voice double, what can i say

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

@abarker32 @JeffBezos Wouldn’t it be great if he used his pocket change to pay off my student loan debt?😭😭😭

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

I appreciate your BEFORE and AFTER pics, but for the love of god can you please put the before picture on the LEFT and the after on the RIGHT.

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

@netflix @hulu WHO IS GOING TO BE THE ONE? Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Are you Afraid of the Dark, Scariest Places on Earth, Goosebumps, Tales from the Crypt, The Munsters, Bewitched, Teen Wolf, Big Wolf on Campus, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Scooby Doo - STEP TF UP! #Halloween2020

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

Forgot to wear earrings so basically going to work naked.

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

@GrantCardone Ok but when they do they’re the first ones to be generous with it. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been undertipped by someone driving a Ferrari, and overtipped by people who you wouldn’t expect it from. Your wallet doesn’t mean shit when your heart is small🤷🏽‍♀️

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i made a list. of all the things i do. when you’re not home

1. wait for you to get back

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

@abarker32 We can move your birthday

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

August is honestly just unnecessary.

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

I JUST WANNA HEAR THE NEW @iamcardib SONG 🥵

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

Next time i want some I’m using this phrase with Jake 😂 @abarker32

[Allisøn @abarker32]

“Thank you in advance for your anticipated courtesies” = you’re a real big dick if you don’t ageee to what I’m asking you for

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i can already tell. i am going to need a lot of attention today

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

#MondayMood

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

Asking for research: what’s your worst encounter with an evil step mom?

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

@jamieehofmann Can you potentially do both spaced out or is that not an option?

[carly wenderlich @CarlyWenderlich]

Needed this motivational Ted Talk today @jamieehofmann thank you❤️

[jamie @jamieehofmann]

pro tip: if you run/walk/bike outdoors, imagine that all the dogs barking at you are cheering for you because you made a good choice for your mind and body. instant mood boost.