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i'm nervous

[jamie @jamieehofmann]

People that say shit like “just bc we disagree doesn’t mean we can’t be friends. Let’s have a conversation and learn from each other” are emotional terrorists that go around draining the energy from smart people

[jamie @jamieehofmann]

i used to have panic attacks if I drank more than like 8 ounces of coffee and then I went to grad school and I’m sitting here yelling at my third cup like “DO SOMETHING PLEASE GOD.”

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

If you can’t beat a virus, just stop testing.

If you can’t win an election, just stop people from voting.

THAT is cancel culture.

[jamie @jamieehofmann]

and like I’m not elitist about whether or not you went to college or what neighborhood you live in. but it’s the three in combination that paint the picture of a person we’re all familiar with.

[jamie @jamieehofmann]

“J0e BiDen Is ExPloItInG a ShooTing to bAN AR-15’s” - every dude with no college degree, a house in plum ridge, and a baby named Nevaeh they haven’t seen in 8 months

[jamie @jamieehofmann]

@kel_deee Hahaha there are exceptions then 😂

[jamie @jamieehofmann]

big nightmare before christmas people are conspiracy theory/“the media!” people. don’t @ me, I don’t make the rules

[Nick Tilsen @NickTilsen]

They call in the National Guard and forcefully remove indigenous people when we stand on our own lands in our own power, but they won’t call in the national guard on the white supremacist who just stormed the capital.

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[bijan @bijanstephen]

damn turns out the fascists were the fascists all along

[jamie @jamieehofmann]

@tricia_can Moms gone WiLd*~*~

[jamie @jamieehofmann]

@abarker32 @jemelehill 😈

[jamie @jamieehofmann]

I have eaten all of the food. All of it.

[Jenna Fratantaro @schmennagins]

If you’ve ever sorted “clean” silverware in a restaurant, without gloves on, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the covid vaccine.

[jamie @jamieehofmann]

mf’s really be out here singing for figgy pudding and don’t even know what it is. #sheeple #wakeup

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

im rewatching lord of the rings, which is how you know im either really happy or really struggling

[fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart]

WE ARE READY TO POTECT THE CONSTOTION JUST SAY THE WORD SIR #Patriot