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// cake designer and baker at heart // champ of hilarious awkward moments

[cdp @carm_ela]

@jbartwatch @iamKimRL @guybranum Damn JB, you trollin' over a 60s discrepancy? I take making it to the punch line a full 60s before a man any day....you know what 7s feels like to them right?

[cdp @carm_ela]

@GoodLifeFitness can't log in "oops something went wrong" and when I call am told that you can't take my call. Starting to think this membership freeze option is just a tactic.

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[Arlene Dickinson @ArleneDickinson]

We are taught to respect others.
We should be taught how to respect ourselves first.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters.

They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town.

Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army.

Girls, man. They’ll take over the world.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Dashboard Confessional preview first LP in eight years with new song, "We Fight" https://t.co/peZIrofer4

[cdp @carm_ela]

@Zipcar what's with your support line? My email has gone unanswered for three weeks.

[cdp @carm_ela]

Patio Fridays have started at #MirumTO #makemirum #workfamily https://t.co/Up4qDZxOqt

[Lori Franze @torontoLori]

I have 5 loyalty cards in my wallet. And some I don't even carry with me unless I go to the store. #UgoWallet

[cdp @carm_ela]

#makemirum #toronto #makefun #wonder http://t.co/qzcSImJ2DS

[Melissa Jean Clark @melissajclark_]

Be careful near Grace St & College St. A man followed me as I walked home. White, late 40s... see pic for details.

[cdp @carm_ela]

These guys talk a big game but none of them have the balls to make some serious game moves #manup #BB16

[cdp @carm_ela]

Call in for wkly status, midway through convo a caller flushes the toilet. Hilarious! someone is ready for the long weekend #whennaturecalls

[cdp @carm_ela]

@JennStip watching this unfold is going to be amazing

[cdp @carm_ela]

@JennStip you'll get it in no time. It's all about #hashtags #favouritethings #currentevents #newbie ;)

[cdp @carm_ela]

Let's play ball! Sec 518 Row 9 & 10! #jennisbachelorette #acertweettoplay

[cdp @carm_ela]

http://t.co/ZSkHxo93Vz via @blogTO

[cdp @carm_ela]

love this app!! Get $10 off your First @HailoToronto taxi. Download the app & enter my promo code YTLLF to get going: http://t.co/gpaFdPPYJb

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Walmart Canada @WalmartCanada]

Give her a token of your love – big or small. How do you #sharesomelove?