Carly Armaly

Short statured but not short in ideas 💡

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

Not to be dramatic but this weather is ruining my life

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

@odaaaliiis Are these still available?

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

@Shipt @CollinASmith Omg. I love you @Shipt. It’s a dangerous game but I’m addicted

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

@CollinASmith Shut your fifthy mouth

[Tom Perignon @tom_perignon]

Not surprised Tristan cheated again but jordyn... that bitch would be in community college rn if it weren’t for the kardashians

[���️ @pmyers_tm]

Friends: “you hungry?”
Me: “I could eat”
aka I’ve been thinking about eating this entire time I was just waiting for someone else to say something first

[Quincy @LukeQuincy]

Thanksgiving Episodes:
The Office - S7:E9
Always Sunny - S9:E10
New Girl - S1:E6, S2:E8, S3:E10, S4:E9, S5:E7
How I met your Mother - S1:E9, S3:E9, S5:E9, S6:E10
Friends - S3:E9, S4:E8, S5:E8, S8:E9, S10:E8
That 70s Show - S1:E9

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Love is cool but have you ever had pretzel bread?

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

@ninanafal Omg that is terrifying!

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

God is Dog spelled backwards. But yeah, you keep being proud you’re a cat person.

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

Ok my dog has his first sponsorship on Instagram this weekend. We have made it. Is this how @gnzalorodrigue feels?

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

@sabrinalegace 😂😂❤️ love it

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

I hate how social media becomes a competition to prove your life is great. I am in a happy relationship and didn’t post on national bf day, but that doesn’t mean a thing. Social shouldn’t be used as a tool to prove your happiness to others. Just post for fun and for yourself.

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

Danny never uses sauce with his chicken nuggets because it’s “too much work”...

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

@CollinASmith @MonicaPilarski Did I inspire you guys

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

Yes I’m eating a brownie for breakfast, it’s called adulting.

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

@MonicaPilarski It has a 180 view option so if you put it on the table you can see the whole room! I don’t think it can be mounted though unless you buy an attachment, but possibly without?

[Carly Armaly @Carmaly26]

True motherhood is prying open your dogs mouth to find him chewing on a grasshopper 😁😅