Tom Perignon

“why you snapchatting in the club for? just dance man” -Abraham Lincoln

[Tom Perignon @tom_perignon]

Kinda iconic tbh

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Photo shows the moment before a snow leopard mauled a skier in china after trying to take a selfie.

The footage was to graphic to be shared.

[Tom Perignon @tom_perignon]

We need a Disney princess who free bleeds
-Masha

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@SCdailyupdates Glinda with Pfannee and Shen Shen

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How tf is this “Sabrina carpenter mix” on Spotify

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Her mother is a famous right wing antivax antisemitic transphobic conspiracy theorist who pressured her into not getting chemo, if you want to see exactly where this ideology leads

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I hope every person over 18 rage tweeting about Snow White goes to jail amen

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*sitting in back of Uber scrolling twitter*
*lady Gaga comes on radio*
*uber driver doubles volume*
No words exchanged, just 5 stars and 50% tip

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@ellzales Hahaha no idea lmao

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Witnessed history being made today

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If your with a group at a Mexican restaurant and you dip your chip into guacamole and then salsa to get both in one bite and don’t think leaving chunks of guac in the salsa is bad form you can choke🫶

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For the first time in my existence I am both unemployed out of la Mer cream fuck my life

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Venmo should add interest to charges that take over a month.. inflation is real so hurry tf up

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When the most expensive bee pollen from the crunchiest grocery store in San Francisco does fuck all to help my allergies 🤬 feelin #bamboozled

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@PopCrave One sneak

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@TamraJudgeOC @peacock Perfect show for you!!!!

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As an adult with tummy problems I totally understand now why people were singing and dancing in the pepto bismol commercials

[Tom Perignon @tom_perignon]

If I’ve ever kicked you under the table and you said out loud why did you kick me just know that ur ded 2 me

[Tom Perignon @tom_perignon]

Just got out the shower and my dad goes “that’s quite a voice you have”