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I make electronic music 😅

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@soccertorey Veratti

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@Favwontmiss Yellow

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@KILLTOPARTY My homie

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@IfindRetards The girl in the background is ginormous

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I’ll never forget when a homeless dude asked me for money and I said I don’t carry cash and he said he’s got Venmo and cashapp too

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Do we ever find out why Thanos chin looks like a ball sack?

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@BLouu Yo bet me $50k that Cape Verde wins the next World Cup! 🙋‍♂️

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I’m surprised Nolan didn’t cast a German Shepherd or a Black Lab for the dog in The Odyssey

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As soon as I get an ounce of alcohol in me I just want to go home and chill with my dog

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@CallahanAutoCo Didn’t get pinned to the horse until well after the arrows hit and then they still went through the wood. Horrendous acting.

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@KalamCenter 137

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@trippykay710 I’m sure it’s better than the secret menu chili from Ross Dress for Less

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@glorpasaurusrex @Google there should also be a setting where it corrects improper grammar

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@drewds__

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If your mix sounds bad, alway check for detune first. Then EQ.

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@RAINBOWFlSH Has he looked at the menu?

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@isabellayonce Because hoes actually listen and compromise to make things work

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@Uncatfishable I just know they get Hennessy poured on their legs during pedicures

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@BasedBandita Literally gonna go to Jersey Mikes just because they stand their ground instead of condoning this behavior

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@uttdkola Clearly Ramos