Mildly Racist Uber Driver

It's okay to be white

[Never Acceptable Tizok @PixelBuff]

Mmm yes, toothpaste is now locked behind glass cabinets because all those trillionaires.

[Marty “Baldnuts” Cornwallace @HeftyMarty]

Y’all ever go upper 90? #worldcup

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

They're going to grow old and watch all them in their age and younger marry younger women while they're chopped asses fade into obscurity

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

The next 10 to 20 years when the general public realizes that feminism was a massive mistake and we have a massive influx of single girl bosses phasing into cat ladies is going to be hilarious.

[Saint 𖤓 @seasaintxbt]

you need a wife in order to get girlfriends

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

@annhybri God

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

@trad_west_ And also one of the most funny movies of all time

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Plot centers entirely around fighting extreme government taxation and overreach
>The Sheriff of Nottingham literally collects taxes from the church poor box
>Friar Tuck gets so fed up with the state disrespecting the Church that he physically throws hands with the Sheriff
>Casts the Crusades in a positive light
>Male protagonist who risks his life for his people
>Unapologetically traditional romance with Maid Marian without any modern subversion
>Climax is literally a raid to break political prisoners out of a corrupt jail
>Story resolves when the rightful, divinely-appointed monarch returns from the Holy Land to crush the corrupt politicians
>Ends with a beautiful church wedding and a happily ever after

We need to make Kid's stories based again

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

Better idea... Women have regular sex with your partner and enjoy a healthy relationship

[emily may @emilykmay]

there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

@emilykmay This is literally so messed up to men/husbands.

Do not do this unless you want a divorce

[𝐄𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 @AnaboliclyJelqd]

Every bit of female marriage advice involves reducing the relationship to an HR contract where the wife is satisfied and the husband isn’t.

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

Your burglar is Nigerian. Your drug dealer is Albanian. Your benefits cheat is Somalian. Your rapist is Pakistani. Your murderer is Sudanese.

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

Finally something to eat

[Koshian (虎視餡子) @aspiring_deer]

since so many people are asking, it's just a whole bunch of blueberries blended with guava juice and my breast milk and it's actually very yummy and healthy

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

@lalovestrump Smash burgers are terrible

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

@dissidentwest Wall E

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

@AnotherVoice19 @UziCryptoo What were you doing so wrong that you needed roommates?

Because I didn't need a roommate even 15 years ago

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

@BrianAtlas She has a literally 100% completely backwards view of the world.

I don't even know how to engage with this. It's mind blowing

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

@GavinNewsom Where's our train?

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

Fun fact: @GavinNewsom has budgeted >300% more tax dollars for a nonexistent California rail system than SpaceX raised in private capital in its entire history as a private company.

[Mildly Racist Uber Driver @glorpasaurusrex]

Imagine how much better our country would be right now. If instead of spending the last 30 years spending billions on immigrants, we instead invested in energy infrastructure and additional housing