Carmen DiFabio

Internet Sensation, A Fucking Jerk and sexiest member of @thecreepfest

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

Trying to make @DannyNonnon vomit was my favorite thing to do on the corner. This is my favorite of those. Bonus story about @ZacIsNotFunny breaking up his dad’s cement shits with a wooden spoon.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Biden Says He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Spy Balloon As Soon As He’s Done Letting It Spy https://t.co/rdYAnALclI

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@DonOfTheDeadMk7 @ESTommyKarate I desperately want to start Cärmenhead, my Motörhead tribute band but I can’t find the best drummer in the world or a guitar player with the refined tastes required for fast Eddie Clarke closer than Florida.

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@patdixon Jesus Christ Pat. Where are you right now? 1997?

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

At least one out of 635 of the people representing us is at least touching on how absolutely shitty they are at spending our tax money.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

That’s why every year I compile a #Festivus waste report. https://t.co/NG5fNS045S

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@POTUS This is like watching your grandpa buy a time share and you’re being forced to chip in $2 for it

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Elon To Stay As Twitter CEO After Counting Mail-In Votes https://t.co/n1zdl5uhJB

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@POTUS There’s a tent city 4 miles from my house

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

I hope his replacement is Donald Trump just to see Jon Cooper and about 50 other of the most annoying people on Twitter die of a heart attack

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

BREAKING: Elon Musk to step down as CEO of Twitter.

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@POTUS

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

JUST ANNOUNCED: HULK HOGAN IS A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

I’d rather hire a male prostitute to really blow my asshole out. It’d cost a lot less and feel slightly better.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

You hired me to get things done – I hope I'm making you proud.

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@coolguyzune @byrobot @bellausa17 Oh well it seems we got off on the wrong foot. I thought you were one of those “let’s just create economic chaos by killing our whole-ass energy industry over night” people. Sincere apologies my good man.

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@coolguyzune @byrobot @bellausa17 Gasoline is used in internal combustion engines. It’s an enclosed airtight space. Oil burners are basically an open flame kept going by an atomized oil and air mixture. You couldn’t just substitute gasoline in an oil burner. It would likely explode due to the excess air fed to it

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@FabianiKevin @coolguyzune @byrobot @bellausa17 You Twitter revolutionaries are too hung up on identity. You argue over who’s this and who’s that instead of dragging the bourgeoisie from their homes and setting them on fire. As such you’re never gonna accomplish anything besides snarky comments on the internet.

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@EAZZYY_MONAYYY @coolguyzune @byrobot @bellausa17 That’s the gag big guy. Everyone makes Elon out to be the savior of mankind while he’s profiting his ballbag off every time some schmuck buys a new green Tesla.

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@coolguyzune @byrobot @bellausa17 Just me and the guy that owns an electric car company fighting disinformation

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@coolguyzune @byrobot @bellausa17 Lots of people use oil for heating. It’s not gasoline. And natural gas burns so clean you can’t see smoke coming from the smoke stacks when it burns. It probably is villainized more than it deserves. I saw you communists talking shit and figured I’d give you a proletariat opinion

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@coolguyzune @byrobot @bellausa17 Not an oil worker. I am a boiler mechanic in a large facility. I don’t give a shit where the oil comes from. Just giving you a 15 year experience observation.

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

@byrobot @bellausa17 @coolguyzune I work on oil burners. Venezuelan origin oil has a high paraffin content which leads to a waxy buildup in your strainers. It’s shit oil. Saudi oil is high in sulfur, which gives it a telltale smell. I never saw Russian oil. US oil is definitely the purest and as such, cleanest

[Carmen DiFabio @carmendifab]

Give me ten of this guy and I’ll show you the violentest insurrection you’ve ever seen

[🌹Missy🌹 @MissySpr]

A blended family dinner convo 🤣