carmen

[lam SAW ARI 🐾⋆˚ ❀｡ @livswildflower]

what being a girl in your 20s feels like

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

ㅤ

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Saying “riddle me this”

[໊ @user0000O0]

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

instead of renting an apartment im going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

If you can’t Then you don’t
handle me deserve me
at my at my

[zey ୨୧ @zeyblvd]

5 years of norman f*cking rockwell <3

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

I use this guy “😲” instead of these guys “😯 😧 😮” because I find his teeth endearing and whimsical

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

hot summer nights mid july when you and i were forever wild

[Family Guy @FamilyGuyonFOX]

peter & lois have just arrived at the #metgala

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lana Del Rey at the #MetGala.

[RAMSEY @rumsey_lol]

How can I make the Super Bowl about me

[Netflix @netflix]

PLEASE LET HIM GO FIRST HE'S DOING SOMETHING

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

Amidst all the commercialism, please remember the true meaning of Christmas: whacking your siblings on the head with cardboard wrapping paper tubes

[b. @oc3ansluut]

Christmas is way prettier when you have astigmatism.