Carmen Carigan

Dr. Pepper Enthusiast.

[Carmen Carigan @carmesanchicken]

Oh, so people are still allowed to wear Sperry’s, but it’s considered ‘poor taste’ for me to try and order a Miami Vice at an upscale cocktail lounge? Look yourself in the mirror, America.

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@notorious_m_c_c Hell yeah brother!

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Wait Payphone by Maroon 5 slaps…?

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@woahev SANDCASTLES

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@woahev Thank you

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@gracebrase I am screaming

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

new gossip girl

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@carobabyyyy Thank you

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@uraLIZrdharry Thank you

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@megstalter So damn excited to see you!!!!

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@zachbdunn Thank you

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

[fancy daughter comes back from her first semester at culinary school in the big city] Well well well if it isn’t

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So to be clear, Migos are NOT the second coming of The Bee Gees? Ok ok whatever you say

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@woahev why'd you leave

[caroline @weast_carolina]

this is how my dad is talking to my neighbors rn

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@notorious_m_c_c Bottom one

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@notorious_m_c_c I just

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@megstalter Got tickets at the @BellHouseNY!!!!!!! So so so excited!!!!

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@woahev Key west

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@calebsaysthings 🚨🚨🚨🚨

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@LaurenTassone DM me what it was

[Carmen Carigan @carmesanchicken]

My breaking point today was probably an NYPD detective warming his philly cheesesteak up in my apartment while I was on a work call... what was YOURS?