Carlene Griffin

And she may be afraid of trees, but when push comes to shove she doesn't let you drink the shampoo. No matter how good it smells.

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

Sobriety Teas

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

I knew God is a woman but I didn’t know Jesus was too. #camppatrick2024

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

Hey Sir.

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

Judy in the Box.

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

2023 is gonna be good because it begins on a Sunday. 2024 is gonna be shit bc leap year makes it start on a Tuesday. I don’t make the rules.

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

Ahhhhh yes. I remember why I hate the holidays now.

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

Calleigh: what’s that movie called, kids in the field?
Me: ……. Children of the Corn?

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

The first thing that happened when I turned 30 is I said “Oh shit.” What does that say about the next decade. 🥴 #thisis30

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

One of my favorite snacks of all time is @cheezit. Nana always had them on hand for me. For my birthday, 3 girls at work bought them for me. 🥰🎂❤️

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

“30 has been pretty good for me so far. Everything really turned around and it’s been going in a positive direction.” ❤️

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

He grabbed my hand and that’s when I knew.

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

Me: Have you seen Chaos Walking?
A: Who’s in it? Your husband?
Me: You know a majority of why I like Tom Holland because I’m in love with Zendaya, right?

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

Mom: Eat fast.
Nana: What?
Mom: Eat fast.
Nana: …. What?
Mom: SHOVEL IT IN YOUR MOUTH.

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

The most unbelievable part of #strangerthingsseason4 is that Steve jumps into a lake in INDIANA during SPRING BREAK. Y’all there is a 50% chance there is still snow on the ground.

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

#changethegame

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

My head just needs candy. - Eli

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

The American from the cemetery

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

So I just learned today a baby goose is called a gosling, not a goosling, and I don’t know how to handle that.

[Garth Brooks @garthbrooks]

GO IRISH!!!!!!! love, g

[Carlene Griffin @carmgrif]

FINALLY SEEING DAD IN CONCERT. #notredame #garthbrooks