SJ Carmine

Wax Whips and My Hairy Bits the new comedy described as a cross between 50 Shades and Coronation Street.

[Jo @PiggyMarketNo1]

Check out this write up in @DailyStar for one of the original piggy pals @stephanieoram1 AKA @Carmine_sj
It's guaranteed to make you laugh.
**Disclaimer**
NOT FOR THE SOFT OR EASILY OFFENDED
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[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

@PiggyMarketNo1 Of course!

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

@PiggyMarketNo1 I toned it down!!

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

@mylifeasadate Thanks Shirley and Happy New Year!

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

When trying to emulate 50 Shade of Grey doesn't go quite as planned!

'I didn’t follow Erotica etiquette, I should have groaned in pleasure and pain, but I forgot and lamped the poor bastard.'

Amazon UK https://t.co/6Pa57zbGWP
Amazon US https://t.co/yjeFxVI6aF #comedy

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

Another fabulous review for Wax whips and My Hairy Bits!

Amazon UK https://t.co/6Pa57yU5yf
Amazon US https://t.co/Wl0HPJlHf2

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

Thrilled to get this lovely review for Wax Whips and My Hairy Bits!

#comedy #kindle #paperback #giftideas #booksforwomen

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

Wax whips and my hairy bits on pets

Amazon UK https://t.co/GlTvtCDLYp
Amazon US https://t.co/Wl0HPJDiDC
#kindle #kindleunlimited #comedy #eroticfiction #writingcommunity #womaninbizhour

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

Wax Whips and My Hairy Bits on hair remover

'I'd rather have a hairy beaver than an angry one'

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Amazon US https://t.co/yjeFxVI6aF
#amwriting #comedy #relatable #dating #kindle

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

Wax Whips and my Hairy Bits on Hotels

As we head out of the door I make a mental note to take home the complimentary toiletries, some of the flavoured coffee sachets and the luxury cookies.

Amazon UK https://t.co/pkllSIXbvC
Amazon US https://t.co/yjeFxVI6aF

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

Wax Whips and My Hairy Bits on BDSM

BDSM? I haven’t really got an opinion, I’ve never heard of them if I’m honest, they sound like a heavy rock band which really isn’t my thing.

Amazon UK https://t.co/pkllSIXbvC
Amazon US https://t.co/yjeFxVI6aF
#comedy #erotica #kindle

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

Thrilled to get another fab review!

A hilarious journey through online dating

Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter, while I haven't ended up in A&E, it was like reading my own experiences through someone elses eyes. #comedy #kindle #5star

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

@VodkaWardrobe Thank you!

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

Wax Whips and My Hairy bits on first dates

'Shit, did I really just shout yoo hoo! I need to keep calm, maintain my aloof and sexy exterior, fucking ‘yoo hoo’ what was I thinking.'
Amazon UK https://t.co/pkllSIXbvC
Amazon US https://t.co/yjeFxVI6aF
#erotica #comedy #kindle

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

Wax Whips and My Hairy Bits on Erotica

'I’m much more comfortable with ‘do you fancy a pint of Guinness and a quick shag’

Amazon UK https://t.co/pkllSIXbvC
Amazon US https://t.co/yjeFxVI6aF

#comedy #erotica #kindle #kindleunlimited #writingcommunity #eroticfiction

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

When Erotica doesn't work out they way you planned.

'I didn’t follow Erotica etiquette, I should have groaned in pleasure and pain, but I forgot and lamped the poor bastard.'

https://t.co/GlTvtCDLYp #kindle #writingcommunity #writerslift #comedy #erotica #comic

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

@DKemeridou Well done! Mine is an erotic comedy of errors where everything that can go wrong does!
Amazon UK https://t.co/pkllSIXbvC
Amazon US https://t.co/yjeFxVI6aF

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

'He groans with pleasure as the drops of hot wax hit, this is it, I'm living my erotic dream and then I don't know what happened, I must have had too much champagne as I slip and spill molten wax all over his bell end!'

Amazon UK https://t.co/pkllSIXbvC
#comedy #erotica

[SJ Carmine @carmine_sj]

Wax Whips and my Hairy Bits on pets

'I think I'll get myself a dog, a loyal and faithful companion that won't set his Mother on me.'

Amazon UK https://t.co/pkllSIXbvC
Amazon US https://t.co/yjeFxVI6aF
#kindle #kindleunlimited #comedy #erotica #WritingCommunity #writerslift