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writer - wife - mother

[Emma Kent @emcrawfordkent]

Really excited about tomorrow's episode of @DJournalMemo. Special thanks to Steve Tybor of @eightdaysofhope for sharing his inspiring stories. You can hear it tomorrow in Apple podcasts, Google Play or at https://t.co/z1Sx2jLurE.

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I want you all to know that @Groupon is the literal worst. They neglected to relay our hotel reservations for the weekend and won't even compensate us for having to basically remedy the situation ourselves directly with the hotel. #bye

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The DMV is no respecter of persons.

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@morganputman Ouch.

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@CRMcRaney I think Ulta is the only place here! Although I'm sure there are some good estheticians. You can get microblading in Memphis and Jackson tho

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Just so you all know I can see the future... https://t.co/7po27tcnOX

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When will there be stylists specifically for eyebrows? Soon, I hope. Eyebrows are important.

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@emcrawfordkent @MasterofNone @JKjacobkent Love to!

*sry I don't have a pun this time

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@emcrawfordkent @MasterofNone You don't need the attachment! I have a good recipe that you don't knead tools for!

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I'm back, y'all.

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@adamwrobinson I'm not blocked! It must be a mistake.

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@adamwrobinson I haven't been on twitter in FOREVER. I just saw this. I will investigate.

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@JacklynCaldwell thank you, jack! So sweet!!

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The only kind of person that I cannot find it in me to tolerate is the one who thinks they know everything.

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“@GreysABC: Retweet if you've seen every episode of #GreysAnatomy! #IveSeenEveryEpisodeOf http://t.co/L3rgTie508” guilty.

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@morganputman I think you'll like it! Let me know.

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@morganputman Love her! It's similar to Grey's in a lot of ways, but it's got a different vibe b/c she's in LA working at a wellness co-op.

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@morganputman try Private Practice. It's a spin-off of Grey's with Addison Montgomery as the main character.

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@gabi_ane um, black honey. #notavalidquestion

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@melanie_hardage just knowing someone else is equally annoyed is prize enough

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@melanie_hardage 👏 I win. And I agree wholeheartedly. Fill in the blank in the vague subtweet should be a real game.