carson murphy☀

[carson murphy☀ @carmurphhhhh]

@greatestptl Fingertips

[carson murphy☀ @carmurphhhhh]

@pomniwitharifle 😭😭😭

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

you’re from the 70s but i’m a 90s witch

[carson murphy☀ @carmurphhhhh]

@BoinkBuzz Ok I’m hype for this

[carson murphy☀ @carmurphhhhh]

@willistortured1 Makes me cry everytime

[carson murphy☀ @carmurphhhhh]

@greatestptl CRUEL WORLD

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but it's sunday and you're 41

[carson murphy☀ @carmurphhhhh]

@oldmedia Peak

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

Really need the @Phillies to lock the fuck in you’re embarrassing us in front of LeBron

[carson murphy☀ @carmurphhhhh]

@thegoldenaged This is why I have a fear of never making it home

[carson murphy☀ @carmurphhhhh]

@HollywoodHandle 👀

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

It is finally time to recreate this

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

LeBron might be a ring chasing whore but now he’s OUR ring chasing whore LMAOO

[Philly Fly @thephillyfly]

Bryce Harper picked Philadelphia
Saquon Barkley picked Philadelphia
LeBron James picked Philadelphia

[sloan @Sloanstweets]

IN THIS HOUSE IT'S CALLED "TWITTER"! END OF STORY!

[carson murphy☀ @carmurphhhhh]

@6abc GOOD. BYE.

[carson murphy☀ @carmurphhhhh]

@sebischopped NOT funny

[k @ysljennii]

me deciding if i should dress like a girl or Adam Sandler today..

[carson murphy☀ @carmurphhhhh]

@LeadingReport This is creepy af