Carmela

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

edward: she already ate

the cullens using their kitchen for the first time:

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Become ungovernable

[Carmela @carmy_v]

@laurashcun Yes

[Carmela @carmy_v]

I’m honored

[Carmela @carmy_v]

Don’t ask me to make any additional plans for 2022, I’m saving any additional time to go to Toronto and eat all my meals at Famiglia Baldassarre

[Carmela @carmy_v]

Me still

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[trash jones @jzux]

the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job

[mk @hot4anEngineer]

i think it would be really fun if the graduate with the lowest GPA also gave a speech. the anti-valedictorian if you will

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s do insulin next

[phage @clubmoss_]

The CDC now recommends putting a glass of water on your nightstand before you go to sleep in case you wake up thirsty in the middle of the night

[Frankie Paris @fparises]

Happy Saturday to everyone but especially Yo-Yo Ma who got his second dose at our local vaccine clinic today and played a concert for everyone during the 15 min waiting period

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

BREAKING: Amelia Bedelia has escaped with large quantities of the Covid vaccine after being told to “Take the vaccine”

[City of Chicago @chicago]

Retweet if you already voted or are going to vote 🗳️

[Carmela @carmy_v]

@RilPhly Good points