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[carm @carmye_]

You can call me Mrs. Borjas

[carm @carmye_]

Fuck offffffffffffffffff

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

[emily north @north0fnorth]

quick related fun fact: chicago is currently the only u.s. city to have at least one team in all five major leagues (mlb, nba, nfl, nhl, and mls) AND all of its teams inside city limits. feels like we’re losing something intangibly special here

[Brian 🇲🇽🇧🇷 @_Braizen]

Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

You broke the law. Deal with it, fuckbag

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

PCA - you’re hired, please come in for a 20 minute shift, your apron and grill tongs await you, the first amendment is alive at Wiener Circle

[emily north @north0fnorth]

being born and raised in cook county gives you an automatic giant aura boost

[daz @MetamateDaz]

1 year of mass deportations

your rent hasn't gone down, groceries have gone up, gas has gone up.

Maybe it's time to admit immigrants aren't the problem.

[Superb Villainy @MajestyRia]

This is what happens when you either lack the awareness of the social climate or you’re aware & down with the bullshit. Calling your album Ice Man & making the cover a hand gesture that’s often used by white nationalist groups, is a poor choice. No matter what it means to you.

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

The most shocking thing about this is that Trump falling asleep in public at the age of 79 is a very regular occurrence, and yet the same journalists that tweeted weekly about Biden’s age & fitness just don’t really care

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Hepatitis👏B👏is👏not 👏only 👏transmitted👏by👏sex👏or👏needles

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

George Washington believed that vaccinating his troops against smallpox was the key to winning the Revolutionary War and our independence. A founding father from 250 years ago had a better understanding of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth.

[Brody @britmebaby]

Numb to everything that she does, but it’s crazy to think that her husband got shot in the neck at a school and instead of speaking at events about gun violence which took away his life, it’s been fireworks and Israel

[grizzy @Furbeti]

The Fed Chair just told you the jobs report you celebrated this morning is fake. Why is nobody being held accountable?

[Anthony Moeglin @ADMegs_10]

What was the temperature of this game??

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I’d rather have daycare Medicaid and Medicare than fighting wars

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Erika Kirk should just forgive Druski like she did her husband's killer.

[sean @_sn_n]

the last time the Republicans lost a presidential election they tried to lynch the vice president