carmyn is rotini

Long story short: I got a whole bag of jellybeans stuck up my ass

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

I think about this a lot

[ufocustomrave 👽 @ufocustomrave]

it costs $0.00 to retweet my art & help me grow my small business and reach new customers 🥺

[carmyn is rotini @carmyn14]

Hurts to lose

[carmyn is rotini @carmyn14]

Fuck cardio. LIFTING ONLY FOR THIS BITTY

[Eccedentesiast ⚕️ @__amalleiu_z__]

i love being in bed. i don’t understand how people don’t get into bed and immediately feel happier. Sometimes I get into bed and that is my activity, just being in bed, because that’s how happy it makes me. I just lay there and think about how I’m in my bed and I’m happy about it

[carmyn is rotini @carmyn14]

@woolimusic @thegrimgay I’ll fly to Denver just to see Wooli with you 🍁

[carmyn is rotini @carmyn14]

@Subtronics wait what’s the story with your “merch” at Walmart? It has your logo on it and everything? I’m concerned it’s not actually your doing?

[carmyn is rotini @carmyn14]

*researches wedding dresses and engagement rings like I’m not extremely single with no prospects in sight*

[carmyn is rotini @carmyn14]

Stone ground mustard is YUM. Yellow mustard is EW

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I hate bad kids with moms that don’t do anything like pepper spray it wtf 😭

[kevin @Ke7inBurke]

beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

would love to be a healthy well-rested person but unfortunately I am committed to staying up extremely late and complaining about being tired

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

threading all the “I really like corn” content for posterity here

[carmyn is rotini @carmyn14]

@GetterOfficial youre sorry ass wasn’t on the Bass Canyon lineup because YOURE NOT GOOD ENOUGH WHORE

[carmyn is rotini @carmyn14]

You wanna go to Bass Canyon and then shit on the man who made it happen… FUCK YOURSELF WITH A ROTTEN CHODE BITCH.

[carmyn is rotini @carmyn14]

If anyone who went to bass canyon agrees with getter… your opinion is INVALID

[carmyn is rotini @carmyn14]

@nextoblue @GetterOfficial He’s the reasons you have the opportunity to go celebrate bass music you prick

[carmyn is rotini @carmyn14]

But where you at tho :( @djdiesel