The Great Carnac the Magnificent

I like to piss off Trumpsters. I have underwear older than you! I’m so liberal that it triggers socialists! Lindsey Graham has pretty lips. #FBR

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Ja Ja Binks is the most annoying character of Star Wars!

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I’m starting to think that @elonmusk has ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).

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@SenRickScott Scared Senator crook?

[spot @seacatspot]

@GovRonDeSantis

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@tedcruz Says the guy that won’t defend his wife or father. Useless Senator who runs to Cancun when it gets cold.

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@WoodrowForCO And Jeffery Dalmer was looking out for lonely men.

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@SenRickScott @JoeBiden You stole millions from hard working Americans and still do pretending to work for us Grifter.

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@tedcruz Admit it teddy, she turns you on.

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@SenRickScott @A1Policy @ChadFWolf Rick loves war.

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This is my dog. Show me yours!

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Texas, I hope you’ve had enough of this rotten to the core Ted Cruz as your Senator.

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@EricTrump You belong to a hole family of seditious treasonous scumbags. Good luck with all the litigation heading your way.

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@Hockeyinthebuff @RepMTG I didn’t think about Space Force. Thanks I’ll give them a try. May the Swartz be with you!

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Does anyone know where this Jew can get fresh ammunition for my space laser? @RepMTG

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Republicans calling for unity after all that has occurred this week reminds me of the Nazi’s telling the Jews to come take a shower.

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@Mike_Pence Did you enjoy sheltering in place like our kids have to do. Asking for a friend

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@SenateGOP You are responsible!

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@tedcruz You helped turned us into a banana republic. Castro and your father would be proud. Hell, Turkey is calling for restraint, Effin Turkey!

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@GOPLeader You complicit hack. Helped create this monster. I will never forgive you.

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@ChuckGrassley Complicit hack trying to squirm away.