Heath “Cervix Hitter” Ginn

Bob Seger appreciation club president. Huge fan of cumming in lady mouths.

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

I become irrationally angry when adults refer to them as chicken nuggies

[Heath “Cervix Hitter” Ginn @carnalinquist]

If you know a dude who tries to modify his car without any automotive knowledge and somehow shreds the interior in his maniacal quest, don’t be homies with him. Dude is gonna sell you bunk weed. His name will be Donnie.

[Heath “Cervix Hitter” Ginn @carnalinquist]

George Lucas’ chin & throat combo is the facial version of a cankle.

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When pumpkin spiced white women have to go above and beyond to prove they love “spooky season” more than their basic bitch white women competitors.

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Wiccans are just people too scared to be Satanists.

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The time soon approaches that I start up my cult.

[Heath “Cervix Hitter” Ginn @carnalinquist]

Fuckhead therapists tells their equally fuckeheaded patients some bullshit about their issues. The fuckhead patients then share that bullshit on FB & IG. Other fuckheads read it and take it as gospel for themselves.

“Your anger is a part of you that LOVES YOU.”

Fuckheadery

[Heath “Cervix Hitter” Ginn @carnalinquist]

Life may throw you some shitty curveballs, but be thankful you avoided being a Toad The Wet Sprocket groupie who got stuck blowing their drummer.

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Believe it or not, I have never fucked, nor been fellated by, any of the ladies I’ve known from Twitter.

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The most turgid of anger boners happening right now in my jeans.

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60 year olds will be on their tablet/phone/computer and will ask you a question regarding a social media post. A question they can CLEARLY look up on a search engine using the device they are using to look at your post. Old ass cucks.

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@BlackGodson Toss a few coins in a fountain and wish all the wishes you got, playboy. Hell, I’ll do it to!

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“It’s Spooky Season!”

Bitch, shit the fuck up. You haven’t even played any Type-O Negative yet in your life.

[Heath “Cervix Hitter” Ginn @carnalinquist]

🎶I remember Swalloween. Swallow-eee-eee-n Swallow-eee-eee-n...🎶

[Heath “Cervix Hitter” Ginn @carnalinquist]

Even the raw power of Bob Seger’s complete discography can’t raise my serotonin levels enough to be happy today.

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This is my depression account. And where I look at tiddies.

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@j_k_seriously

[Heath “Cervix Hitter” Ginn @carnalinquist]

I’m just looking for a woman who looks and sounds like Marlee Matlin. Basically, I’m in love with Marlee Matlin.