Michael Carney

jazz enthusiast.

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

Influencers are just bloggers who can’t write.

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

@JakeFleshner COOL DRUGS

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

TACO TUESDAY

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

Making a dementia patient give a speech at davos is elder abuse.

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

The dog from Toy Story sounds like @TheoVon

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

It’s pretty interesting that diplomatic immunity had a red, white and blue color scheme and then volume two had a desert camo color scheme. Makes sense somehow.

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

If you are doing something serious, Brand perception is more valuable than any money you can save cutting corners.

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

Feels incredible to look at your phone at the beach.

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

Is it toxic that I just gave my daughter design notes on her birthday card she drew for a friend?

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

This app is seed oil for your mind.

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

I’m back bitches

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

Gloss black is the darkest print color.

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

Make something up.

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

The stooges but RFK is the front man.

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

“I faked the moon landing”

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

My kids just asked the gender of the Easter bunny. I told them the Easter bunny is a being of pure energy

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

When I found live music it seemed like a secret club. I have been thinking about that a lot. My formative live music experience was watching kids in high school perform in the living room of a house on a college campus.

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

Addicted to electric guitar

[Michael Carney @carneymichael]

It’s pretty cool how insane the world has become.