Joshua

arbitrary list of information that is supposed to define me as a person

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

Swedish Fish said they're the number one fish in the world but I disagree, I'd have to go with salmon

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@Goldenclap0 I hit the Tweet limit. Here’s a screen grab for instructions. Long story short- he requires perfect care. Other things to note not in the grab, feeding him more than 7 snacks within any one hour is a “care miss” and counts against you as well.

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@Goldenclap0 The only things I’m working on that’s left for me are the Norts and Mickey, a guaranteed lowest threshold Kairi pathway, and Xion. Everything else I’ve got down 100% lmk if you also have questions

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@Goldenclap0 Oh, thanks! I actually just forgot that’s the name of the enemy. I also have been working on a guide since January, and tried reaching out to that person since they have trouble with KHIII sora and I can get them literally every time lol

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@TheFluffMother are you looking to work with people on figuring out the tama? I’ve put together tons of information with my 3 I could share.

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@TheFluffMother I can back to back KHiii Sora. I’m on my 4th in a row rn for example, so I can vouch that the “every other is Riku” thing isn’t entirely accurate.

IMO he’s seems to be what happens when you’re floating inbetween positive types of care and haven’t hit someone else’s threshold.

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@unusednumbers But what if you need that one particular note

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@filthymtgcasual Hinder + Tunnel vision is fun

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@TheFluffMother Hi, so I'm currently testing a terranort run and was going to do 0 food, 0 snacks, and 0 games on my Terra. So that got you nowhere? Just want to confirm. I too do lots of testing on these, and am also running both lol. Have you tried hitting the evolve window while in despair?

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@peggmeg Caught by Kat, she felt you should know

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@peggmeg

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@unusednumbers My fav part of this tweet is trying to pick between the half a dozen ways one could somewhat legitimately pronounce Quebec

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@willdmorgan Back at it again at the Krispy Kreme!!!!

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

Or like a cop takes a car for a chase and they’re like “hey that’s Steve’s car!!!” And then Steve: “hey man that’s my car!!”

“Credits in order of appearance
Steve’s friend
Steve”

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

I love when I’m watching something with subtitles and the background cast exclaims something as the main plot sort of “barges through” and it does this pointless little world building. Like…

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

*main character crashes thru party and accidentally knocks over birthday cake*
Person 1: “hey that’s Jenny’s cake”
Jenny: “that’s my cake!!”
And the subtitles read like that too, it’s astounding. And then in the credits it’s always like; “person who mentions cake” “Jenny”

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

@erabansu I added you on Genshin, my username is Leona

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

Saw a Reddit thread about gatekeeping culinary opinions and mine is probably Szechuan should numb your mouth a bit, anything less is literally not Szechuan since that’s the literal effect of using the Szechuan pepper corn. Probably actually just generic Asian sauce otherwise

[New Jersey @NJGov]

We're dressing up like our favorite pet this Halloween.

How about you?

[Joshua @carnivalsoasis]

Holy shit

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

One of the funniest clips in live news history