Caroline Morris

Professional writer and editor by day, standup comedian and comedic actress by night

[Caroline Morris @caro_comedy]

One thing about the Philadelphia Phillies is that they’re gonna lock tf in late in a stressful game

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Putting on my most powerful push-up bra today in Dolly's honor

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@blondederin The way I feel about him is not normal

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@filminquisitor Also I cannot get over what he’s doing with his mouth, like that weird fake smile is telling an entire story on its own

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I will be posing as a child for the free pizza

[People @people]

Pizza Hut's 'BOOK IT!' Summer Reading Program Returns to Provide Voracious Young Readers with Pizza Parties and More https://t.co/k7LZLaDSMy

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The way I thought this was about Arial the font when I first read this and was like yeah

[Matty @bestestname]

Ariel's first mistake was wanting to be where the people are

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Phillies fans, help me out. I’m in Ireland for grad school and want to stream the Phillies, what streaming package do I buy from https://t.co/JCoaYWNKOg to watch the games?? #Phillies

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@justawiltedlily The answer may be “Randy”

[pride and prejudice archive @pandparchive]

on this day in 1775, marked the birth of jane austen. happy 250th birthday to the eternal literary icon!

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So thrilled to be published in PB12!

[Poetry Bus Press @PoetryBusMag]

PB12, a truly wondrous thing, is available NOW!
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@SEPTAYAC FUND SEPTA!!!

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

BRYSON STOTT HOME RUN!!!

Phillies 5, Red Sox 0

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@GovernorShapiro @philawnba So save Philly sports by funding SEPTA!!!

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

BRYSON STOTT THREE-RUN HOME RUN!!!

Phillies 4, Marlins 0

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today’s the only day you can rt this

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@trishadelphia Pleeeeeease I miss it! But no pressure 🫶🏻

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the phillies are gonna make me turn to the bottle

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The fact that Stott should've gotten that walk because that first pitch was a mile off the plate... I'm pissed

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Two beautiful ABs from Bryson Stott to get two walks, my love for him knows no bounds

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@trishadelphia How can I save this gif????