caroline hewitt

'Horse,' then, unhorses what is not horse. -C.D. Wright. (She/her. Book production professional. Unhorse.)

[caroline hewitt @caro_hew]

if there's one thing I know how to do. it's creating that google photo album for everybody to put their photos in. you're welcome

[caroline hewitt @caro_hew]

PayPal just turned on auto-login on a device (without my consent), then required 2FA to log in to turn it off... on the very same device. Make it make sense.

[iris 🫯 @chachamyeon]

Remember when we were telling you not to play that Harry Potter game and everyone told us we were being overly dramatic. Supporting this IP in any way is actively helping push transphobic agendas

[caroline hewitt @caro_hew]

@kkACm6rD @d_feldman @cardamomkiss It’s a bleak joke because some people really do take out credit cards in their children’s names, which is fraud.

[caroline hewitt @caro_hew]

@garlicjuiced @bofianuts @SarahTayIor @GamblingSoup yeah here “don’t come back with no” means “don’t come back with any”

[James Turner @JamesTurner_42]

Merry Kirbmas to all! 🎄

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

[caroline hewitt @caro_hew]

@nexttomia icons!!!! I want to listen to Paris more, I have a suspicion that she’s as much of a genius as Hozier.

[𝔄𝔶𝔩𝔦𝔫 @sapphicsuicides]

ppl need to stop w this "vegan leather", "vegan wool" bs it's PLASTIC PLAAASTICC AND IT SUCKS SO BAD

[Andor | A Star Wars Original Series @andorofficial]

On April 22, 2025, #Andor returns to @DisneyPlus.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

[women are lonely]: well, women just need to lower their standards, change themselves, and put other people's needs first

[men are lonely]: well, women just need to lower their standards, change themselves, and put other people's needs first

[Catherine McNiel ☕📚🌱 @CatherineMcNiel]

Brothers, if you can't be with women 1-on-1 w/o temptation, thank you for your honesty & self awareness. We are safer b/c of your admission.

Please understand this means you cannot be a pastor, doctor, teacher, manager, supervisor, CEO, etc. These roles require 1-on-1 time... 1/

[caroline hewitt @caro_hew]

@jacobtheloofah :|

[caroline hewitt @caro_hew]

@delayedqtrain Real. Like yes, it’s a privilege, but it would not be worth it to me

[Richard @gamray]

Just absolutely sensational

[deray @deray]

I think of this Toni Morrison quote all the time. She’s right.

[caroline hewitt @caro_hew]

@shesbonky @arcanegoat Just for context, it was coined by the linguist Einar Haugen (who studied bilingualism) c. 1950. The term “code” in linguistics is a great neutral term for any language, dialect, or subcultural communication style (since the lines between those 3 things are so political/ blurry)

[caroline hewitt @caro_hew]

@jacobtheloofah kitchen scale