Cara Wood

I put the fun in funeral.

Perennial retention gal, current acquisition student.

Also a major T Swizzle fan girl.

[Cara Wood @carodare]

In case you wanted an explanation of all this

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@MadihaKSaeed Mom hack: just buy a giant pretty purse and use that

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@MadihaKSaeed It really should. I feel noticeably worse about myself after i see like 4

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@MadihaKSaeed Silas skipped the booster seat. He just stands in his chair. I don't get it.

[Cara Wood @carodare]

@OccultofFrog @melodylesbian @MoreTacos3 @97Vercetti It's how I see and despite my shit vision, I have also been told I don't have an astigmatism.

[Cara Wood @carodare]

@MadihaKSaeed Don't worry he's fine

[Cara Wood @carodare]

@MadihaKSaeed Once you watch your sister accidentally cut your brother's finger off with a closet door, you realize shits just gonna happen.

[Cara Wood @carodare]

@MadihaKSaeed As the eldest, IA enjoyed overly interested parents. (And as the eldest of 8, I am now a too chill parent. Silas literally rocketed down a hill on his scooter and I was just like "make good choices, baby!" I'm tired.)

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@MadihaKSaeed As my very not desi mom says, "you gotta wear it sometime."

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@fuckyouiquit Ok BUT. I didn't hoard any in March 2020 to avoid being part of the problem and then I RAN OUT AND COULD NOT FIND ANY.

So now? He'll yeah I hoard.

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@MadihaKSaeed Please listen to PPC thr plankton version. It's like.... meme culture

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@MadihaKSaeed https://t.co/3RSRTnzqMz this is not Chappell, but it IS the version I think you will like best.

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@MadihaKSaeed HAVE YOU NOT HEARD CHAPPELL ROAN YET

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@MadihaKSaeed Wow this just made the GBBO even more exciting. All I want now is for him to yell at Paul

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@MadihaKSaeed Conversing with your baby is SO weird. Like you have whole ass thoughts you can just share now huh

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@MadihaKSaeed Those are the moments that are so incredible they somehow make all of the terrible parts worth it. Which is wild because the terrible parts can be real awful hahahah

[Cara Wood @carodare]

@clhubes Someone needs to write a post for him entitled I went to the Vatican and the Eiffel Tower and here's what I think of Europe. #1 you have to stand in line for EVERYTHING in Europe! Even a photo!