Caroline D

workin on my night cheese

[Caroline D @carododd]

Don't let the world dictate how u act. If u wanna devour a burger at the front desk of ur job 4 the world to see, do it. Forget the h8ers.

[Caroline D @carododd]

The other day in class this Dutch professor was like “And what is the mitochondria?” and in near unison our class said “the powerhouse of the cell” and I’m pretty sure he didn’t understand but it was so magical and I’m still thinking about it

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Apparently the thing about boys not being able to respond to more than one question in a text applies to emails too, because I literally typed out 3 numbered questions to my financial aid advisor and got an answer to half of one!!

[Caroline D @carododd]

This!! Guarantee this will spike over the next 5-10 years in people under 30

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I still think it’s pretty wild that like 10 years ago women had little to no eyebrows and thought it was okay

[Caroline D @carododd]

@haleyvictoria13 Apparently not!! Lol

[Caroline D @carododd]

Tonight I was sitting outside at dinner and a child was looking out the window at me, so I looked at him and smiled. He was super embarrassed and ran over to his dad, which you know, no big deal. Then he turns back and I realize he was crying. So that was fun.

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@slightlyasian fr though, every time they cut to him his facial expressions made the moment

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So Henry and I started watching the bachelorette because a guy he went to high school with is on it, but tbh now that John Paul Jones is gone I am not okay

[Caroline D @carododd]

My mom just sent this reply to me while we are sitting in the same room lol

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

today is the 2 year aniversary of seinfeld refusing to hug kesha

June 5 2017

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@sarah_donn17 This podcast will kill you!

[Time Crisis @timecrisis2000]

FOTB tracks as seinfeld scenes a thread
1. hold you now

[Caroline D @carododd]

So if anyone else has any strange stories about a past life of mine, I guess bows the time to just go ahead and let me know!!

[Caroline D @carododd]

Conversation with a patient today, only fitting for my last shift:
Patient: I remember you
Me: oh have you been in another research study?
P: no I remember you from your childhood
M:...
P: you have a brother right?
M: yes
P: you have 2 older brothers right?
M: no...

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M: I really think you’ve mistaken me for someone else
P: you had a really big impact on my childhood, you’re younger so maybe you don’t remember. But I remember the angel costumes. You meant a lot.
M: oh okay. Well I’ve got to go now..

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When you used to tease your mom about being a bird lady but then this happens...

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Ive realized that I can’t not reply to antivaxxer posts I see on fb. It’s an actual compulsion.

[Caroline D @carododd]

Being an adult means being genuinely upset when you find out target has 100 cotton rounds for 2$ and you’ve been paying 3$ for 80 at Publix...