Caroline

go away, I’m knitting and telling people to eat their damn vegetables

[Caroline @carofrier]

Using my resurrection from a 4 year hiatus to lodge a formal complaint with the @MTA. I ran 16 miles from Bay Ridge to the Battery only to wait over an hour and a half for an x27 bus that was skipping Greenwich St. without notice. I could have run home faster. SHAME ON YOU, MTA.

[Sara Bareilles @SaraBareilles]

Counting the votes is not stealing the election. Counting the votes is the POINT OF HAVING AN ELECTION.

[Caroline @carofrier]

Same thing goes for when you’re 24.

[Caroline @carofrier]

I'm 21. I should not be breaking my hip.

[Caroline @carofrier]

Oh right, this twitter thing still exists.

[Caroline @carofrier]

Wait, I’m an alumna? Guess I have to go back now. @GWBAND

[Caroline @carofrier]

@zsand007 New York. Join the dark side.

[Caroline @carofrier]

@austinisreading Oh lord. 🙄

[Caroline @carofrier]

I have unsubscribed from Lerner Health and Freaking Wellness dozens of times, but they still feel the need to notify me of gym hours. I DO NOT CARE.

[Caroline @carofrier]

When in Colorado... it snows. When it’s not on the forecast.

[Caroline @carofrier]

My dad says “wow” every two seconds when we watch the Food Network. I can’t take this.

[Caroline @carofrier]

I’m so uncomfortable eating with one utensil.

[Caroline @carofrier]

“Well when I️ point my toes, my Achilles kind of pops.”
“......Yeah, you should rest that.” 🙃

[Caroline @carofrier]

I’ve got the @GW_MBB game minimized on my computer screen because I’m the employee of the year. 👍🏻

[Caroline @carofrier]

@PaulBlartLOLCop Don’t be hating on Ted Allen. 🤫

[Caroline @carofrier]

@speakrofdakraus Heeeeyyy!!

[Caroline @carofrier]

Officially going to NYC for CHRISTMAS!!

[Caroline @carofrier]

Waking up at 6 never felt so good.

[Caroline @carofrier]

My only twitter notifications are when @sak0witz tweets. I did not sign up for this.

[Caroline @carofrier]

Canceling a debit card because of $44 worth of fraudulent pizza purchases. 👍🏻

[Caroline @carofrier]

@alphabravochuk Agreed. That was ridiculous.