Tid E. Bress🌪

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

No money no family 16 in the middle of miami omg id be like sooo scared no lie

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

blndsundoll4mj

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

Shit opening for butt in Tel Av*v

[nina @pianoballads]

stella lefty opening for morgan wallen at gillette stadium oh there are jokes to be made here

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

only photo print ive ordered of my nephew being the one oomf said he looks like bruce willis. Not gonna post it ofc but yeah just imagine him as a baby and thats him…

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

Im def narcissistic if the only thing that *kinda* gives me baby fever is looking at photos of myself as a toddler

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

Before u incarnate on earth, god asks gay father or thot mother? We had it backwards this whole time

[Sindy!✏️🔞 @sindows11]

weight training is genuinely the laziest sport with the greatest payoff yet people still choose to do pilates stairmaster assblaster cockbending circuits 30 day challenges 8 times a week and then wonder why they cant stick to it and achieve their goals

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

Scammer. White girl. It wasnt Anna Delvey.
Her name was Liz.

Elizabeth Holmes??

ELIZABETH HOLMESSS!

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

@BostonMassUSA

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

Not to be dramatic but Id die for my country of Autumn in New England

[vero 🐠 @ginkgocrownarts]

New England I was not familiar with your game you have a very beautiful country. pretty trees. some Disney channel original movie shit happening here

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

this is kind of where i’m at right now

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

My 2026 xmas card spoiler without context

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

@mangogirl710 You have to tell them you use the paper bags for your recycling bin and they wont!

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

And it be the friend with the “ingredients only/ almond mom” household who always wanted to bake them on a half-day as if their mom wouldnt have a stroke seeing the boxed brownie mix and oreos in her house lmfaoo

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

Do the kids still bake “slutty brownies” ??

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

@HannGreenberg Well do they?? Ill bring them to the next brooklyn party…

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

Do the kids still bake “slutty brownies” ??

[fox ♥️ @heated_rivoli]

your unemployed friend on a tuesday

[stevie 🐞 @sapphodiI]

if deep red states are electing elizabeth warrens it’s time for deep blue states to be at large moving onward and leftward. i want massachusetts mamdani on my desk by 2028. maura healey and wes moore you 🫵 are not good enough anymore

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

@naheegz “We still gonna smash one day ?” They thing is they will …

[Tid E. Bress🌪 @carolbb617]

@naheegz Is this a Pot calling the kettle black situation?