Carolann Clark

[Carolann Clark @carolbrann]

@_zachsnyder

[trash jones @jzux]

$16 bottle of wine: outrageous. what am i, a prince?

$16 cocktail: I guess this seems about right

[Carolann Clark @carolbrann]

@nonbinaryella Peppermint jo Jo’s mini cones 😍

[Carolann Clark @carolbrann]

@CassRaeC

[Carolann Clark @carolbrann]

@jeremiah_snyder Easy way to lose some weight! Haha

[Ellie @EllieSarahxx]

so I’m surrounded by loads of 18 year olds at work, yday they were shocked to find out that I am 23 and one lass said ‘I hope I look that good when I’m 23’- I’m 23???? Not 53???? Am I supposed to have wrinkles???

[Carolann Clark @carolbrann]

@_zachsnyder just said “okey dokey, Smokey” to me as a goodbye on the phone

[Carolann Clark @carolbrann]

@meyisav

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me at the grocery store: im going to make a mushroom risotto with herb crusted chicken and a vegetable medley!

me when i get home: crackers

[Carolann Clark @carolbrann]

Sis just booked flights to come see me on my birthday 🥳

[out of context that '70s show @that70scontext]

2020 recap

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.

[Carolann Clark @carolbrann]

@_isojoe Mervyn’s

[Carolann Clark @carolbrann]

My neighbors must have a new puppy because I can hear it crying when they leave and it breaks my heart

[Carolann Clark @carolbrann]

FDT

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

It’s nice when you secretly think someone is a stupid clown, and then they’re revealed to be a stupid clown.