Kara

The cure for anything is salt water. Sweat, tears, or the sea.

[Kara @caroldalbi]

I wish I could put myself on a diet as easily as I put my dog on one...

[Kara @caroldalbi]

It’s 11:48 am on January 1st and I’ve already vacuumed and mopped my floors. I’m gonna call that a win and take the rest of the year off 🙃 #HappyNewYear

[Kara @caroldalbi]

@MTV_AMANDAG No… this season is absolutely terrible. It only gets worse.

[Kara @caroldalbi]

When you get in your #Lyft and it smells like something’s burning and then you notice their engine light is on…

[Kara @caroldalbi]

Thanks @dunkindonuts for the curdled almond milk in my coffee and a leaking cup… and to think I almost drank it #happyhumpday

[Kara @caroldalbi]

I just overheard a girl on the phone say “well I’m gonna go spend $200 at Target because you’re annoying me” and I really felt that in my soul 👏🏼

[Kara @caroldalbi]

@emjoyyyyy The thought of wearing one gives me so much anxiety.

[Kara @caroldalbi]

@fitxkendall Kendall Toole keep making more 2000s alternative rides 👏🏼 I’m obsessed! @onepeloton

[Kara @caroldalbi]

It’s a beer and pancakes for dinner kind of Wednesday 🍻

[Kara @caroldalbi]

Currently watching Superbad and how is Seth Rogan only a year and a half older than Jonah Hill?! 🤯

[Kara @caroldalbi]

@emjoyyyyy

[Kara @caroldalbi]

I just ate Chipotle and Chick-fil-A for lunch, and I’m slowly but surely slipping into a deep food coma 😴

[Kara @caroldalbi]

@emjoyyyyy Just started watching this too!! It’s insane!

[Kara @caroldalbi]

@Ltrobs Just saw this! 😭

[Kara @caroldalbi]

@emjoyyyyy Look into Sleep Hygiene!

[Kara @caroldalbi]

What I’ve eaten so far today: Asiago bagel with cream cheese, pizza with ranch, and more pizza for dinner #QuarantineDiet

[Kara @caroldalbi]

@PNosal Pics please

[Kara @caroldalbi]

@Ltrobs MISS YOU & @kmiilllll SOOOO MUCH 😭🍻

[Kara @caroldalbi]

@kalise21 I don’t even know what this means...

[Kara @caroldalbi]

@Ltrobs 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Kara @caroldalbi]

😂💀😂

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Instead of banning TikTok can we just ban Pilot Pete from it instead https://t.co/k9U5876kYE