gods favorite idiot

much panic lil disco

[gods favorite idiot @caroldugs]

When another group of middle aged white people start singing sweet Caroline when I introduce myself

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[mars ✁ @thegrtdivide]

willing and able lovers will be affected

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Gmail quand je me connecte sur un autre appareil

[lulli ☾ @idblockthesun]

no that’s great like excellent listening choice everyone. is everything ok at home

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the downfall of civilization happened when white guys stopped making music like this and started recording podcasts instead

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

She knew something we didn’t know

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[. @emmasarchivee]

menstrual blood is the only blood not spilled in violence, yet it is the blood that society is most disgusted by.

[♰ @reeceollld]

they wanted him impeached for wearing this

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:

[Jack Jokinen @JJFromTheBronx]

This is how I look when I’m trying to find a cigarette at a wedding

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[Dancing through the lightning strikes @Miss_AshG]

Taylor Swift on Peter:

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Tariffs to get refunded to companies, not the consumers who actually paid for the goods with tariffs

[uwu @donotbullymepls]

taylor swift writing her 31 songs long magnum opus about a man she dated for 15 days

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If you paid $1 in federal income taxes this year, you paid more than:

Walt Disney
Citigroup
CVS
Kohl's
Ticketmaster
Tesla
United Airlines
GoDaddy
Paypal
Palantir
Roku
HP
3M
PG&E
Halliburton

That’s absurd. We need real and progressive tax reform.

[Teresez @teresezzz]

Ah si que divertido ser la amiga soltera con anécdotas

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

2 weeks till ur sad i do not care about the weather you will be sad this summer