Carole Guffey 🏹

Life is hard. Be kind always.

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

You ever just realize you’re being a judgemental hussy and want to be be better bc same.

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

I want to be productive today. 🙃

[Bryn @AlqahtaniBrynna]

me: drinks coffee as soon as I get up. like clockwork.

also me: forgets to drink anything else for the rest of the day until before I go to bed when I realize I feel like shit

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

I feel unstoppable after shaving my legs. What has motherhood done to me 😂

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

Now that I’m older&have a kid of my own I respect the fuck out of my mom. Growing up we didn’t have a pot to piss in but we had each other. Sent her a basic can opener along with some other house hold items&she was SO proud of the can opener. She’s easily pleased. It’s so cute.🥺

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

@AtlantaProctor You poor thing!!! That’s one of my fears- losing an adult tooth!!

[Jennifer Joy @JenniferJoyOK]

Oklahoma has over 5,000 churches. A man froze to death in Tulsa. Think about that.

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

You ever have a flash back from a black out night and shudder at how embarrassing you were? 😖

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

Twitter I don’t give a shit about astrology signs. Stop bombarding me with notifications. 🙄

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

@ohdangelizajane Yay!!! So proud of you mama! Making money moves! 😏🥰

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

#NewProfilePic

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

@KatieMichelle31 Lmao I stopped giving a shit 😂

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

RE MF TWEET!

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

Funny how I’m always so confused when I get sick bc I’m so cautious but here I am in 39 degree weather butt ass naked bobbing in 104 degree water and sitting on the edge to cool down.... Also I can hear two bucks fighting rn. Living my best life with this inflatable hot tub.🥳

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

I’m sitting in my hot tub watching the stars and clouds go by. It’s so peaceful. Also absolutely mind blowing at how fast jets/satellites/aliens/whatever tf I’m watching is zooming thru the sky. HOW. 😳🙃😍

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

Still stands.

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

I never want to put anyone down and make them feel inferior to me. I hate when people make me feel like that.

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

I just want it to be spoken into existence: Making deviled eggs is a labor of love. Appreciate the deviled egg maker.
.. that’s all..

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

Life with a baby is sleeping with the blankets at your waist and your tiddies out. Dreaming of the days I can sleep fully on my side or stomach again and not wake up feeling like a crusty rubber band.

[Carole Guffey 🏹 @carole_guffey]

@ohdangelizajane And that fucking sucks so bad!