hi my name is carly and

speaking as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter...

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

ticks: tryna bite my dog
me: (ง’̀-‘́)ง

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

@SelenaFanClub omg just bought 5 copies 👏🏻🫡💖 thank you for the link i couldn’t find it anywhere!!!! #isaidloveyoufirst

[Official Selenators @SelenaFanClub]

support playboi carti by clicking the link here to purchase his album 🤗💛

https://t.co/9HIymaK6Pr

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

@rarebeautyonme @SelenaFanClub 2 of mine are cracked too ):

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

@SelenaFanClub is there a replay available? i missed the first 10 minutes 🥺

[Rare Beauty @rarebeauty]

Go look in the mirror and repeat after me: you are worthy. you are loved. you are rare. 🫶

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

@SelenaFanClub #rareychristmas
Red, Green and Rare-y
Don’t get Holiday Scaries.
Smile and Be Merry ❤️

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

@rarebeauty 12/1 — are primers and blushes included under the “face essentials”?

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

saw a post saying something along the lines of “being a dog mom is not the same as having kids because your dog didn’t tell you you sucked today” yeah, well you didn’t wrestle a dead baby bunny out of your 3 year old’s mouth at 11PM, so how about you stay in your lane, Brenda…

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

BETH: so are we rooting for a positive or negative result here?

JEN: Just root for me.

BETH: I always do.

🥹

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

i’ll never forget when i was like sixteen and had a photo of @nickjonas as my lock screen and the little girl i was babysitting asked if that was my boyfriend and i literally looked off to the side as if i broke the fourth wall

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

yesterday i was super overwhelmed and discouraged. so i treated myself to some @CrumblCookies and got to work to set myself up for a better tomorrow. today was much better AND i have leftover cookies 🥹

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

“i’m blubbering, you’re all freaks.” 😂

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

okay but the grandparents in gilmore girls are legit the best characters in the whole show. i love them

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

watching gilmore girls for the first time and i already can tell lorelei and luke are eventual endgame

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

@theemoswiftie my coworker is letting me use hers, thank you so much for offering ♥️

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

@theemoswiftie let me just check with my coworker first, she also got presale and might be willing to do the same thing and then the goodness can get shared to another person looking for tix 🥹

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

@theemoswiftie omg that would be a DREAM, are you really willing to do that

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

anyone else feeling personally victimized by the jonas brothers verified fan sale?

[hi my name is carly and @caroleighsmith]

me too felicity, me too.