carol from online

karma is a cat

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

no one:

fisher students:

[businessman @bigbusinessman]

business casual? nothing about business is casual

[tea ☕️ @realteaemoji]

who up crying about someone else's 20 year old cat that they've never even met

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

it's time to fire ryan day

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

it's time to fire ryan day

[teryn @youngtiddy]

it’s called bedtime. learn about it.

[mar @itsmariannnna]

i can’t believe my cat didn’t get me anything for mother’s day

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

fell for a pretend phishing email from the work IT group and now i need to redo the cyber security training

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

re-confirmed that this the only man for me

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

just had to use channel locks to open my juice because the cap was so difficult

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

@krystalnava11 why would they rework something that is already perfection in its highest form

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

screaming crying throwing up on the shower floor rn

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

🚨| Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn broke up, @People confirms.

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

morning routine (misery listening in the car before going to my office)

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I need to make the same mistake at least several hundred times before learning from it

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

@MadMorycz honestly i would've just stopped like okay workout is over my day and week is ruined

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

no i cannot

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear,
you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

more alike than different

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

@sar_nelly WHAT

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

today we found out that one of my coworkers doesn't know the difference between anne frank and helen keller because when we asked him if he knew who anne was he responded by asking if she was blind or deaf because he couldn't remember

[carol ades @carolades]

happy new year I’m like totally different now

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

my mom on deuce vaughn: he looks like he's in the lollipop guild

[carol from online @carolfromonline]

i have seen things i wish to unsee whilst sitting in the waiting area of the mesquite branch of the dallas county tax office