carol from pta

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Adam Sandler walked so Billie Eilish could run

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

hey man we’re gonna be crying over spilt milk later if you wanna come over

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

i’m gonna hold your boobs when i say this

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

how it feels to be the first person to post their Spotify wrapped

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

the pill that Bradley Cooper was taking in Limitless was just magnesium

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

bury me with my notes app when i die

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

friends with benefits except the benefits are health dental and vision insurance

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

ever since I was a little girl I wanted to look up his family’s house on zillow

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

how do I make this about me

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

can I watch this election if i haven’t seen the last one

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

did you have to wear ur apple watch on your wedding day fr

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

restocking my 7-day pill organizer like i’m playing mancala

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

the sauna is a siren song for old men

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

goodbye hot girl Summer, hello little critter Fall

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

#freeMooDeng

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this picture will be studied in the future

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please give trigger warning before posting for national bf day 😷

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

frontal lobe developed and i got an insane urge to own property

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

every IPA i’ve had tastes like cigarette water with a splash of perfume

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

Moo Deng has been added to the no-fly list.

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#yearning